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Latest PostsIn a recent LOLcover, Time Magazine named newly minted dictator Kim Jong-un the “Lil’ Kim” of North Korea. Just to make sure there’s no confusion between this newbie and the authentic, Brooklyn born-and-bred Lil’ Kim, we present this handy comparison table:
| Lil’ Kim (Kimberly Denise Jones) | Lil’ Kim (Kim Jung-un) |
|---|---|
| Lil’ Kim (Kimberly Denise Jones) | Lil’ Kim (Kim Jung-un) |
| Born July 11, 1974 in Brooklyn | Born January 8, 1983 (or sometime in 1984. We don't really know) |
| American rapper & actress | Korean basketball fan & child of famous dictator |
| Returned to public spotlight in 2009 with appearance on Dancing with the Stars | Returned to public spotlight in 2011 as Supreme Leader of North Korea |
| Was member of the group Junior M.A.F.I.A. | Was an avid basketball player, horse rider, and riding Jet Skis in his pre-dictator days |
| Lived on the streets after being expelled from home | Attended English-language International School of Bern, Switzerland, under a fake name |
| As a teenager, rapped for fun, heavily influenced by MC Lyte and Lady of Rage | As a teenager, fascinated with the NBA and Michael Jordan |
| Broke into the rap business after an impromptu freestyle audition for The Notorious B.I.G. | Claims to have been photographed with Kobe Bryant and Toni Kukoc |
| Frequently photographed looking at paparazzi | Frequently photographed looking at things |
| Spent 1 year in prison for lying about a friends' involvement in a shooting | Has not been arrested yet, but “is a big drinker, and never admits defeat,” according to Kim Jong-il's former personal chef, Kenji Fujimoto |
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