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EasilyFound
getting it
Joined: Feb '07
Posts: 154

walking up 7th Avenue, at 10th Street, around noon today. From what I could see looking from my position behind him as he walked, was that he was wearing a pair of oversized boxers with obvious shit stains. I know I didn't imagine this. Did anyone else see this or know anything about such a man?

# Posted 1 yr ago
LillithofArc
R.I.P SCRUMBLES
Joined: Jun '11
Posts: 79

OMG! The heat brings out the wack jobs. Stand clear of the individual and let him live his own life. As long as he is not doing any harm to himself or anyone else there is no reason to call the police or make an issue of this.

# Posted 1 yr ago
BrooklynBoyyee
getting it
Joined: Aug '09
Posts: 74

Could be an Alzheimer's patient.

# Posted 1 yr ago
booklaw
admin
Joined: Nov '07
Posts: 2,399

Personally, i would be concerned that anyone as unconcerned about society's norms as that guy is could cross the line into violence at any time. Who knows what might set him off? Two young moms with double strollers side by side on a crowded sidewalk? Little kids on razor scooters not looking where they're going? A hipster gabbing on a fancy smartphone?

I'd err on the side of caution and report his dirty ass to 911.

# Posted 1 yr ago
SlopeDuder
getting it
Joined: Jan '10
Posts: 158

I'm pretty sure its not illegal to crap in your pants. Or I'd be in jail.

# Posted 1 yr ago
whynot_31
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Joined: Mar '06
Posts: 16,028

I bet some psychology PhD student has done a study that found a correlation between shit stained boxers as ones only apparel, AND a low frustration tolerance.

I bet the paper concluded that more research and research funding was required before causation could be declared.

Those PhD students never like to take a stand on anything.

For better or worse, the change on Nostrand is going to make the change on Franklin look minor.

# Posted 1 yr ago
supreme_ian
dont give a f#*k
Joined: Aug '08
Posts: 485

damn i aint be in here in for EVER ahahahah
good to see the maddness is still being "reported" ahahahah

whynot WHAT UPPPPPP neighbor !

# Posted 1 yr ago
whynot_31
Former Lurker
Joined: Mar '06
Posts: 16,028

Brooklynian: Your website for reports of lost cats, and guys walking walking around in their shitty drawers.

Supreme Ian-
Where you been?

For better or worse, the change on Nostrand is going to make the change on Franklin look minor.

# Posted 1 yr ago
ParkSlopeGay
rookie newb
Joined: May '11
Posts: 15

Dont worry, he is just visiting from San Francisco.

# Posted 1 yr ago
landlord
above average
Joined: Mar '08
Posts: 334

Hospital patient

# Posted 1 yr ago
ParkSloperite
getting it
Joined: Aug '09
Posts: 57

I miss Park Slope.

# Posted 1 yr ago
yoda
getting it
Joined: Jun '07
Posts: 116

My Ex

# Posted 1 yr ago
Drano
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Joined: Jan '06
Posts: 1,664

Was he Twittering? Could be Weiner hitting rock bottom.

# Posted 1 yr ago