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Brooklynian » Topic: BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:39:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://brooklynian.com/forum/search.php BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764582 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 09:28:53 +0000 Hamilton 764582@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ Guilt is in the mind of the beholder, but there are some that are born with it.. Just think, at one time we were floating in a nice warm womb without a worry or concern and all of a sudden, we're flush out, smacked on the butt, by some Doctor we don't even know and did nothing too. And, a few days later a Mohel comes over and takes a little off the top, from the moment of birth we're under assault for things we never did, and we wonder why we have guilt! I believe it was Shakespeare who said "foreskin or not foreskin, that is the question". It's rather sad that some of us have guilt from womb to tomb BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764562 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:13:50 +0000 booklaw 764562@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ Nor Jewish... BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764561 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:01:13 +0000 whynot_31 764561@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ If you are able to avoid undefined guilt, you may not actually be Catholic. BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764560 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:33:54 +0000 Hamilton 764560@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ whynot 31 thanks I didn't know that, I'm glad my Father didn't ask about that Station. But, I know for a fact after the resurrection he didn't go back to Broadway Junction and with good cause, Although he did wind up on Broadway in the 70's and again, with the same ending. Rather then pay to see it, I decided to redo the stations again and avoid Broadway Junction to avoid any lingering guilt that I may have, due to my childhood deceit. BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764556 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 14:25:17 +0000 whynot_31 764556@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ If I recall, the station where he finally dies is named Broadway Junction. That station is scary. BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764555 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 14:16:35 +0000 Hamilton 764555@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ As a child my parents would send my brother and myself to the children's mass at OLPH in Sunset Park and every Sunday the same argument would occur, Dad, I don't want to go, it's like seeing the same movie every week, which brought the same response, your going and we were given change for the collections. One Sunday I asked Jesus if there was any way not to go to mass every week. He answered and I told my brother our days of suffering are over, thanks to Jesus. The following week, along with every Sunday after the divine intervention, we'd ride the subways for an hour and a half and when returning home, Dad would ask, how did it go today sons ?, Great Dad, we did all the Stations. I'm proud of both of you boys,and he'd give us enough to go out for the day, which we used to see the movie of our choice. Yes, the Lord does work in mysterious ways BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764490 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:51:17 +0000 AP 764490@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ <blockquote><cite>booklaw <a href="http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764471">said</a>:</cite> Somewhat off-topic, but these references to the Vatican and sexuality offer the perfect opportunity for me to plug a documentary film I worked on recently: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God. </blockquote> I just listened to Alex Gibney on Leonard Lopate (recorded a few weeks ago) and I'm looking forward to seeing the film. Do you know where it's playing around town? I don't have HBO, so I missed it airing there. Thanks and good luck with the film! AP BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764472 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:39:51 +0000 Hamilton 764472@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ <blockquote><cite>booklaw <a href="http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764471">said</a>:</cite> Somewhat off-topic, but these references to the Vatican and sexuality offer the perfect opportunity for me to plug a documentary film I worked on recently: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God. </blockquote> How did that affect you? it's amazing how long that's been going on.. My sons went to a parochial school where one of the Brothers was someone you would never let your child be alone with.. But to my amazement there were parents who would have him come to dinner on a regular basis. To the best of my knowledge there was never a scandal that surfaced , but how desperate were these parents to kiss ass, just to have their kids get good marks. BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764471 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 20:26:57 +0000 booklaw 764471@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ Somewhat off-topic, but these references to the Vatican and sexuality offer the perfect opportunity for me to plug a documentary film I worked on recently: Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God. BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764470 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 20:15:11 +0000 Hamilton 764470@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ I guess ,with aging , they just can't rise to the occasion. BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764469 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 19:46:20 +0000 whynot_31 764469@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ They liked it better when it was much, much younger. BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764468 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 19:45:17 +0000 whynot_31 764468@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ Several priests I know have told me that, as the church gets older, they no longer find it sexually attractive. BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764467 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:46:12 +0000 Hamilton 764467@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ Yesterday on my annual pilgrimage to Saint Patrick's, I ran into Cardinal Dolan, He spoke about some of the rumored changes Pope Bloomberg intends on implementing. . Priest may get married, but not to each other. . Communion- .He going to have his image imprinted on all Communion wafers. . Challis-Discontinue the 16 os Challis and replace it with 6 oz ones, this will deter parishioners who come back for seconds and put an end to cirrhosis amongst the regular attendees.. . Confessions- Priest, will be required to compare their sins with those who are confessing . Oh, you did that too! To speed up the process, Penance will not be more then, saying, 3 Christine Quinn's or 5 Charles Barons. . The process of recycling foreskins will be discontinued , a product that the Church has been selling to Chinese restauranteurs for decades, who marketed it as the" new chicken". His decision was based on countless complaints from Jewish women who complained about having headaches after sex. . To absolve the Church from any criticism on it's supposed history in the slave trade. He's reclassifying the term slave, to, Undocumented Workers. . Defining sleeping in large cardboard boxes as Affordable Housing. The Cardinal said he's very concerned about the future of the Church and is considering retiring and doing stand up. BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764430 Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:08:27 +0000 GoodProspect 764430@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah <img src="http://brooklynian.com/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_salut.gif" title=":salut:" class="bb_smilies" /> BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764417 Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:36:05 +0000 Hamilton 764417@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ <blockquote><cite>Walkathon <a href="http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764403">said</a>:</cite> If he takes the Nets, the Islanders and Barclays Center with him I applaud this move. </blockquote> I don't know if he'll being doing what you're hoping for, but it's rumored he'll be taking a few of his staff and city council personnel with him. Janet Sadie -Kahn , who'll build a bike path to heaven Markowitz ,who'll turn water in to whine. He also intends to remake some classic films of the mid 40's Going My Way- there is no other way.-Starring himself The Bells of Saint Mary , in which Dennis Walcott closes a defunct Catholic school and converts it into a defunct Charter School. The Song Of Bernadette , a peasant girl is thought to be a heretic, because of her claims, that she's been subjected to endless visions of Christine Quinn The 8 Commandments, marked down from 10. Moses will be played by Bill DeBlasio , who parts the Gowanus Canal and finds the bodies of numerous mobsters that had been reported missing for years . Francis The Talking Mule , with a voice over by Marty Markowitz These are just a few of what i think will be many changes we Catholic will be subjected to. BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764403 Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:09:24 +0000 Walkathon 764403@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ If he takes the Nets, the Islanders and Barclays Center with him I applaud this move. BLOOMBERG PURCHASES THE VATICAN http://brooklynian.com/forum/park-slope/bloomberg-purchases-the-vatican#post-764353 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 10:43:20 +0000 Hamilton 764353@http://brooklynian.com/forum/ The Pope has just handed in his resignation. It's been rumored Boomberg and a group headed by Ratner, have purchased the Vatican and will revamp it and create a religious amusement park, that will feature an hourly resurrection event-.presided over by the new self appointed Pope Mikey, The First. <img src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8112/8464241511_e299e70bc7_z.jpg">