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    1. daver
      daver

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      I'm getting a lot of CANNOT CONNECT TO DATABASE errors lately. They usually go away after a few minutes.

      FYI.

      I'll try to remember to post the exact message into here. I dunno if anyone else is getting this too.
      "It's only as boring as you make it."

      You're making me want to poke my eyes out with a spoon. Stop that.

      Bringing the term thin-skinned to a whole new level!
    2. dailyheights
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      yep.

      about what time of day are you getting the messages? that would be helpful to know.
    3. carnivore
      Carnivore

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      I got a few this afternoon.
    4. daver
      daver

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      I'll try to be a good Brooklynian and pay closer attention.

      "It's only as boring as you make it."

      You're making me want to poke my eyes out with a spoon. Stop that.

      Bringing the term thin-skinned to a whole new level!
    5. carnivore
      Carnivore

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      Just got it for a minute or so.

      Heres the message:

      phpBB : Critical Error

      Could not connect to the database
    6. jeffrey
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      is not in right now
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      Got one just now, same error as quoth The Carny above.
      i extend my battery life by turning down the brightness
    7. dailyheights
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      The webhost was queried about this Wednesday. They said the server went unresponsive and they rebooted.
    8. sweet tea
      sweet tea

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      just got a bunch of these

      Internal Server Error

      The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

      Please contact the server administrator, webmaster@brooklynian.com and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

      More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

      Additionally, a 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

      Apache/1.3.37 Server at http://www.brooklynian.com Port 80
      Bumping ancient threads with bot-like bullshit
    9. daver
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      Just got a minute or so of

      phpBB : Critical Error

      Could not connect to the database
      "It's only as boring as you make it."

      You're making me want to poke my eyes out with a spoon. Stop that.

      Bringing the term thin-skinned to a whole new level!
    10. shishkab
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      daver » Just got a minute or so of

      phpBB : Critical Error

      Could not connect to the database

      i did, too, about five minutes ago
      Get your paws off my canned chicken
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    12. daver
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      Just got a minute or so of

      phpBB : Critical Error

      Could not connect to the database

      edit: Interesting. Same time to the minute that I got it exactly a week ago. Coincidence?
      "It's only as boring as you make it."

      You're making me want to poke my eyes out with a spoon. Stop that.

      Bringing the term thin-skinned to a whole new level!
    13. daver
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      Smores just now, a minute or so, I guess.
      "It's only as boring as you make it."

      You're making me want to poke my eyes out with a spoon. Stop that.

      Bringing the term thin-skinned to a whole new level!
    14. daver
      daver

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      phpBB : Critical Error

      Could not connect to the database

      More, currently, intermittent.
      "It's only as boring as you make it."

      You're making me want to poke my eyes out with a spoon. Stop that.

      Bringing the term thin-skinned to a whole new level!
    15. daver
      daver

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      I've been getting fucktons of these the last week or so, but haven't bothered to post it. Sorry. Just now got a good one that I haven't seen before though:

      General Error

      Could not insert search results

      DEBUG MODE

      SQL Error : 1062 Duplicate entry '658188294' for key 1

      INSERT INTO phpbb_search_results (search_id, session_id, search_time, search_array) VALUES(658188294, '76ae3ab67b544711adda749cc2c82b81', 1213616438, 'a:7:{s:14:"search_results";s:26:"43254, 43271, 43272, 43275";s:17:"total_match_count";i:4;s:12:"split_search";N;s:7:"sort_by";i:0;s:8:"sort_dir";s:4:"DESC";s:12:"show_results";s:6:"topics";s:12:"return_chars";i:200;}')

      Line : 707

      File : search.php
      "It's only as boring as you make it."

      You're making me want to poke my eyes out with a spoon. Stop that.

      Bringing the term thin-skinned to a whole new level!
    16. livetotravel
      Livetotravel

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      I just got one...

      phpBB : Critical Error

      Could not connect to the database

      This only happens when I use IE, never happens when I use Firefox
      But that's impossible.

      http://unratedunfiltered.com/
    17. daver
      daver

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      I've definitely gotten that one on Firefox and Opera.

      And I can't quote because I broke this thread's right side with my quote above.

      Do I get extra points for breaking a thread about broken stuff?

      "It's only as boring as you make it."

      You're making me want to poke my eyes out with a spoon. Stop that.

      Bringing the term thin-skinned to a whole new level!
    18. daver
      daver

      who is you is
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      I know you did something with the database yesterday DH, so I thought I would mention that I just got one of these (CANNOT CONNECT TO DATABASE) again. It wasn't persistent though.
      "It's only as boring as you make it."

      You're making me want to poke my eyes out with a spoon. Stop that.

      Bringing the term thin-skinned to a whole new level!
    19. dailyheights
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      Thanks. CANNOT CONNECT usually and commonly happens at high server load.

      "Cannot insert search results" was a new one and hopefully the database repair worked.

      Hey look, this page is broken!

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