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    1. danny hellman
      Danny Hellman

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      When's the Park Slope Dog Off? You know, the one where we all cook and eat Man's Best Friend? Proceeds go to cleaning up toxic dog poo.
    2. veets
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      Danny Hellman » When's the Park Slope Dog Off? You know, the one where we all cook and eat Man's Best Friend? Proceeds go to cleaning up toxic dog poo.

      totally not funny or tolerable!
    3. veets
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      I wonder if people are conflicted on this like I am ... I don't want this place to be over-moderated but when I read something like what Danny Hellamn posted I wish there was more immediate moderation and elimination on Brooklynian.
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      veets » I wonder if people are conflicted on this like I am ... I don't want this place to be over-moderated but when I read something like what Danny Hellamn posted I wish there was more immediate moderation and elimination on Brooklynian.

      I think it's called humor.
    5. danny hellman
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      veets » I wonder if people are conflicted on this like I am ... I don't want this place to be over-moderated but when I read something like what Danny Hellamn posted I wish there was more immediate moderation and elimination on Brooklynian.

      Obviously the idea of dog-eating upsets you, but think about it: you'll eat a pig, so why not eat a dog? Is it because dogs are friendlier and cuter? If that's the case, ugly, anti-social people should be eaten, too.
    6. carnivore
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      Danny Hellman » [quote="veets"]I wonder if people are conflicted on this like I am ... I don't want this place to be over-moderated but when I read something like what Danny Hellamn posted I wish there was more immediate moderation and elimination on Brooklynian.

      Obviously the idea of dog-eating upsets you, but think about it: you'll eat a pig, so why not eat a dog? Is it because dogs are friendlier and cuter? If that's the case, ugly, anti-social people should be eaten, too.[/quote]

      Pigs are tasty.
    7. mamacita
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    8. booklaw
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      Mama is speechless?
    9. mamacita
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      Damn image was pulled, fix it!
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    10. danny hellman
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      Mamacita » Damn image was pulled, fix it!

      Bon appetit.

    11. shishkab
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      wow. srsly?
      Get your paws off my canned chicken
    12. danny hellman
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      That pork sure got offed. How 'bout some charity for the piggies?
    13. teckla
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      LECHON! CRIPY PATA! 'SARAP!
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    14. carnivore
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      The piggies are delicious! That one wasn't quite done yet though.

      Now this looks good!
    15. danny hellman
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      Carnivore » The piggies are delicious!

      Wholesome family fun. Nothing like murder.

    16. mougar
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      Danny Hellman » [quote="Carnivore"]The piggies are delicious!

      Wholesome family fun. Nothing like murder.[/quote]

      You mean delicious murder.
    17. carnivore
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      Danny, you keep showing the sweet delicious piggies way undercooked. No one wants to eat them until the fire brings out their innate goodness.

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      metalnyc

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      somehow i don't think this one will be sponsored by BrownstoneJew.
    19. scarlett
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      Scuze me while I go vomit.
    20. meredithb
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      I went to an Italian restaurant on Saturday night and I just know they served dog because the menu had Fettucine Alfido on it.
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    21. booklaw
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      Would it reduce our country's carbon footprint if, instead of burying our beloved pets, we ate them?

      If not our beloved pets, what about the strays which are otherwise completely wasted (as protein, that is) by the Humane Society and other collectors of strays?
    22. carnivore
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      Traditional pig farming (and I fully recognize that industrial pig production is not the same thing) is a wonderful and environmental practice, turning garbage into delicious food.
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      Subject: Nice Work, Danny!

      You got a great post going with people actually replying. More interesting topic that most others. Asking if anyone heard thunder? C'mon people! Now excuse me while I go barf.
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    24. mamacita
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      Oh man, I jut had a roast pork burrito from Nuevo Tacos, and it was sooo good. Crispy pork!
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    25. carnivore
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      Mamacita » Oh man, I jut had a roast pork burrito from Nuevo Tacos, and it was sooo good. Crispy pork!

      Carnitas!

      DO WANT!
    26. vidro3
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      mmmmm snouts
    27. mamacita
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      that taco makes me hungry all over again!!
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    28. carnivore
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      I'm totally getting this for Mrs. C!

    29. danny hellman
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    30. carnivore
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      Yeah, undercooked meat doesn't look appetizing. Major insight.

      FYI, thoracotomies look "gross" too. Maybe you should try to convince people to stop them.

    31. mamacita
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      I think we really need to move on and talk about baby goat tacos! (Ball Fields are only a few months away).

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    32. danny hellman
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      [quote="Carnivore"]Yeah, undercooked meat doesn't look appetizing. Major insight.

      FYI, thoracotomies look "gross" too. Maybe you should try to convince people to stop them.

      Not sure what your point is, but I wouldn't want to eat that, either, (cooked or raw).
    33. sweet tea
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      people who think meat doesn't come from animals -- you know, those folks who are grossed out by anything but a chicken cutlet -- are almost as ridiculous as people who think open hostility is a good debate technique.
      Bumping ancient threads with bot-like bullshit
    34. carnivore
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      Danny Hellman » Not sure what your point is, but I wouldn't want to eat that, either, (cooked or raw).

      My point is that a picture of an animal that hasn't been cooked yet isn't an argument for or against anything. If you want to talk about eating animals, talk about it. But what you're doing is like the people who think pictures of fetuses are an argument against abortion. It's inane.
    35. mamacita
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      Carnivore » [quote="Danny Hellman"]Not sure what your point is, but I wouldn't want to eat that, either, (cooked or raw).

      My point is that a picture of an animal that hasn't been cooked yet isn't an argument for or against anything. If you want to talk about eating animals, talk about it. But what you're doing is like the people who think pictures of fetuses are an argument against abortion. It's inane.[/quote]

      You are a brilliant man Carny. I could never have said it better myself.
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      Ohh.fuck.

      I shoulda never came in here.
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    37. carnivore
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      Back to delicious pork!

      Mmmm..... Fried pork chops....
    38. carnivore
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      Buta Kakuni.

      Mmmm...... Pork belly.....
    39. carnivore
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      Mmmm....... Pork shoulder...........
    40. carnivore
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      Mmmm.......... Pork cheeks..........
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    42. carnivore
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      That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I think I could eat all of it.

    43. em26
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      ^^ Hello there , nasty , it's been a while.....

      I'm staying away cuz I.have.to.
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      They may live and die never reaching them,
      but in the darkness of the night, those stars will guide them to their destination,because they put them in their sights."
    44. carnivore
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    45. em26
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      Carnivore , I know where you live now , REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      "Some people make their goals the stars,
      They may live and die never reaching them,
      but in the darkness of the night, those stars will guide them to their destination,because they put them in their sights."
    46. whynot_31
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      OMG, Carnie broke into Em's bedroom!

      (said in the voice of "OMG, they just killed Kenny!")
      For better or worse, the change on Nostrand is going to make the change on Franklin look minor.
    47. carnivore
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      Em26 » Carnivore , I know where you live now , REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Awesome! Can you bring me some of that bacon from your bed?
    48. em26
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      NEVER!!

      Mean.....you are so........arrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!
      "Some people make their goals the stars,
      They may live and die never reaching them,
      but in the darkness of the night, those stars will guide them to their destination,because they put them in their sights."
    49. whynot_31
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      poor Em. ...you should have known not to go to the pork thread.

      ...but everyone knew you would.
      For better or worse, the change on Nostrand is going to make the change on Franklin look minor.
    50. em26
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      I didn't post any ketchup pics , tho!

      I called him nasty...SO? Everyone knows he is.

      Blame the victim , dammit.
      "Some people make their goals the stars,
      They may live and die never reaching them,
      but in the darkness of the night, those stars will guide them to their destination,because they put them in their sights."

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