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    1. armchair_warrior
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      Latest 'zombie' eating attack: Man under the influence gets naked, bites off chunk of man's arm

      PALMETTO, Fla. - The latest in a string of “zombie” like attacks happened in a Manatee County home Wednesday night after a man under the influence went into a fit of rage and bit a piece of someone’s arm off during a visit with his children.
      Much like the Miami face-eating attack, 26-year-old Charles Baker got naked, ate human flesh and wouldn’t go down without a fight, according to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report.

      Read more: http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_sarasota_manatee/Latest-zombie-eating-attack-man-under-the-influence-gets-naked-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-arm-#ixzz1yV36uaWp

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      Yeah, so what was Mike Tyson's excuse ???

    3. jeffrey
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      Actually, he's a vegan now.

      He was recently on The Today Show with (producer) Spike Lee talking about his upcoming cathartic, one-man Broadway show. Asked why he's now come to be a vegan:

      "I just threw up the white flag. Too many prison cells, too many jails, too many lawsuits, too many bankruptcies, too many women, too many venereal diseases, too many everything! I got tired … of every time my prostitute girl got back from a trip I had to sleep with her. I’m going to live a different life."

      Guess it's only fitting that it'd be in the Times Square theater district.

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      And who pray tell, needs/wants to hear what Mike has to say. Unless of course he's becoming an evangelist and in that case the show should be in a tent.

    5. whynot_31
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      And who pray tell, needs/wants to hear what Mike has to say. Unless of course he's becoming an evangelist and in that case the show should be in a tent, or Barclays Center

      For better or worse, the change on Nostrand is going to make the change on Franklin look minor.
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      In all the various imaginings of zombies were any of them naked? At least they make it easy to ID. You see a rageful naked guy, run. And Florida? Who saw that coming. Of all the places for the zombie apocalypse to start....

    7. whynot_31
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      You have a point. ...the line between those who are alive and dead in FL has always been elastic.

      For better or worse, the change on Nostrand is going to make the change on Franklin look minor.

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