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    1. carnivore
      Carnivore

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      Go to this site:

      http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/

      Go to the "questions" section and enter "milkshakes" in the search bar. Read the questions carefully. There are many hilarious ones (although a few of the absolute best ones have been removed since the site got dugg, such as "Why did your employees ejaculate into my grandmother's milkshake?").
    2. quijibo
      quijibo

      Crooklyn Ninja
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      Is it true if i leave a McDonald's milk shake out to warm up to room temperaure

      it doesn't melt?

      I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! -- Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
    3. idlewild
      Idlewild

      rocking it
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      Well, at least they answered my suspicions about employees inseminating the non-vegan, non-halal milk shakes. Whacky Brits.
      "Clamato! Straight Up! No chasah!
    4. drano
      Drano

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      Ha! That was great. Reminds me of a Freemason website I was at where they were answering a bunch of questions, some of them pretty absurd. Their answer to, "Is it true you guys secretly run the world?" was, "Yep." Priceless.
    5. alafairnadia
      alafairnadia

      radical quellist
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      chicken hooves!
      like a smoked meat with an earthy youth overnote
    6. carnivore
      Carnivore

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      How come mayo was put in the milkshakes a little while ago?

      But yeah, the chicken hooves was hilarious.
    7. davidg8089
      davidg8089

      getting it
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      Drano » Ha! That was great. Reminds me of a Freemason website I was at where they were answering a bunch of questions, some of them pretty absurd. Their answer to, "Is it true you guys secretly run the world?" was, "Yep." Priceless.

      When you have a ridiculous question like that put to you, what other answer can possibly give?
      "It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." ~ Thomas Jefferson
    8. vidro3
      vidro3

      running you over with my bike
      Joined: Feb '08
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      davidg8089 » [quote="Drano"]Ha! That was great. Reminds me of a Freemason website I was at where they were answering a bunch of questions, some of them pretty absurd. Their answer to, "Is it true you guys secretly run the world?" was, "Yep." Priceless.

      When you have a ridiculous question like that put to you, what other answer can possibly give?[/quote]

      i found out recently that to become a shriner you have to be a fairly high level mason first. so how come there are no conspiracies about shriners ruling the world?
    9. whynot_31
      whynot_31

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      We like people who drive little cars and wear funny hats in parades.

      ...given the state of the world, they may indeed be running it.
      For better or worse, the change on Nostrand is going to make the change on Franklin look minor.

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