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    1. kate
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      Things that make you go hmmm... or some other reaction I can't convey.

      If Dick Cheney's right hand man Scooter Libby

      is convicted of lying to federal investigators,

      it's nice to know he's got a literary career

      to fall back on.

      In 1996 Scooter wrote a novel, The Apprentice.

      Set in a remote Japanese province in 1903, the

      book tells the tale of Setsuo, a virgin

      innkeeper. And just as you'd expect from a

      right-wing conservative... it's full of

      weirdo sex scenes and swearing. Young girls

      get raped by bears, or shagged by their uncles,

      and people have sex with deer.

      Here's a taster:

      "At age ten the madam put the child in a

      cage with a bear trained to couple with young

      girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall

      in love with their patrons. They fed her through

      the bars and aroused the bear with a stick

      when it seemed to lose interest."

      More:

      http://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/articles/051107ta_talk_collins
    2. dan.h
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      hmmm...... holy shit!
      Brooklyn, bitch! I will cutchyou!
    3. alafairnadia
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    4. alafairnadia
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      why does he choose to call himself scooter if his real name is lewis? it makes him sound even stupider than he really is.
      like a smoked meat with an earthy youth overnote
    5. kate
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      alafairnadia » why does he choose to call himself scooter if his real name is lewis? it makes him sound even stupider than he really is.

      Stupider than he really is, if the shoe fits. Getting a little head from the intern is so mainstream degenerate... this is wacky.
    6. bluedove
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      Wow! What a tidbit.
    7. emily
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      Isn't the right-wing dirty novel kind of a tradition? I thought Newt Gingrich wrote one too. Or Trent Lott, or somebody like that. I bet they all did. (This one sounds particularly insane.)
      "Now if every newspaper editor had to deal with a reader like Emily, boy, would they think twice, or three times." --greg
    8. bluedove
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      Yes, that's mentioned in the article. The excerpts are hiiiilarious. Particularly Safire's
    9. mc
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      Holy cattle ranch!

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