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scarlett
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Does anyone have a taser I could borrow for a day or two?

# Posted 1 yr ago
booklaw
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Fyi, tasers are illegal in NY.

State by state taser laws

# Posted 1 yr ago
armchair_warrior
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get a bike chain and lock on it. its a good medieval mace.

Fight white guilt and injustice by smoking tax free guilt free Reservation Smokes or go gamble in a Native Casino.
I like to stick it to The Man, The Man happens to be Liberal in NYC(power Structure).

# Posted 1 yr ago
scarlett
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Yeah, I know they're illegal. Please feel free to private message me. I will never reveal you. Totally serious.

AW thanks but that requires too close of a distance for my comfort.

# Posted 1 yr ago
WhyFi
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whynot will never know what hit him.

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

# Posted 1 yr ago
scarlett
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EXACTLY!!! He totally doesn't read brooklynian.

# Posted 1 yr ago
whynot_31
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# Posted 1 yr ago
scarlett
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Seriously. No one has a taser?

# Posted 1 yr ago
armchair_warrior
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come on :p you should know most folks are liberals here and don't carry anything LOL.

Fight white guilt and injustice by smoking tax free guilt free Reservation Smokes or go gamble in a Native Casino.
I like to stick it to The Man, The Man happens to be Liberal in NYC(power Structure).

# Posted 1 yr ago
scarlett
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It's not funny AW.

# Posted 1 yr ago
tjaded
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This is gonna sound nosy, but may I ask why you need one?

# Posted 1 yr ago
booklaw
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tjaded, see Arrest on Prospect Ave and 7th

# Posted 1 yr ago
Carmen
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booklaw said:
tjaded, see Arrest on Prospect Ave and 7th

...for an equally vague thread.

whoa hey whoa hey whoa

# Posted 1 yr ago
tjaded
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Ah, sorry to hear that scarlett. Thanks booklaw for the clarification. And apologies for the ignorance.

# Posted 1 yr ago
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