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Anonymous
Posts: 9,622Can somebody take up a collection and get Britney, Paris and Lindsay some fucking panties already? If I stumble across one more picture of these girls getting out of cars and showing off their vajayjays, I'm going to send them some of my own panties soon! I don't care what brands kids in Park Slope are wearing or how much they cost, but I'm so glad I don't have a teenage girl looking up to these talentless skanks. (end rant) -
for those whose unsinged eyes have yet to see what flexi is ranting about: http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_really_wants_yo.html warning: you will not be the same person after seeing these picturesI know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! -- Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
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Ahhhh, my eyes my eyes! why oh why didn't i listen to Q?!?!
ick.Get your paws off my canned chicken -
ack, that site sucks the life out of you
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Anonymous
Posts: 9,622It's official. I need a job! If only to buy these chicks more panties. Sadly, each of them does it over and over again and it keeps making the news (was on ABC news yesterday), so you know it's not an accident and it's not like they can't afford some chonies! -
I didn't realize she had a C-section. In some of those shots, you can totally see the Pfannenstiel scar.
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Anonymous
Posts: 9,622Yep, both of her babies were born via C-section. Between her and her classy BabyDaddy, those two baby boys have lifetime of therapy to look forward to. -
Carnivore » I didn't realize she had a C-section. In some of those shots, you can totally see the Pfannenstiel scar.
what else do you see in there dr. carnivore?
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! -- Tom Lehrer (1928 - ) -
Anonymous
Posts: 9,622I think if you look reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hard, you can probably see Paris Hilton actually inside there laughing. And possibly what's left of Britney's career. I lost a ring 2 weeks ago. Not that I'd go near that Black Hole, but maybe that's where it went? -
Anonymous
Posts: 9,622And in case you haven't really seen enough to scare you into the nearest Victoria's Secret, here are her buddies: http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_vagina_gets_bus.html The scary thing is that Paris is actually wearing panties in this one (um, I think), she's just not actually covering anything with them. http://socialitelife.com/2006/07/07/the_part_of_paris_hilton_you_really_didnt_want_to_see.php The good news is that I'm not hungry any more. The bad news is that when I am hungry again, my eyes will be too scarred to see the food! -
Goodness, Miss Hilton looks almost ladylike in her white Alice band and high-necked blouse. What really pains me about all these hoo-has waving in the breeze is how the spectacle invariably causes otherwise sensible people to use the word 'vagina' when they really mean 'vulva'. I mean, you can't have a "shaved vagina". VULVA, people. Has everyone forgotten the word? It's not a car.
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Anonymous
Posts: 9,622That's a good point, Laura........I did say vajayjay, but that's because I nearly spit water out of my nose when they said that on 'Grey's Anatomy'. Vulvas for everyone! -
Well, vajayjay's a good word, I'd be willing to vote for it meaning vulva + vagina ...
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Anonymous
Posts: 9,622So it is written, so it is done. Vajayjays for everyone! Personally, when I know the paparazzi is going to be taking pictures of me getting out of cars, I vote for covering mine up, but hey, I'm old-fashioned that way. -
Flexichick » So it is written, so it is done.
The ayes have it, and the motion is passed. -
my computer crashed after seeing those pictures coincidence? i think not... I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! -- Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
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This thread delivers ... vocabulary
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Anonymous
Posts: 9,622laura » [quote="Flexichick"]So it is written, so it is done.
The ayes have it, and the motion is passed.[/quote] Margaritas AND vajayjays for everyone! \:D/ I was born a bit too late for the bra burning generation, but I didn't get the memo on PantyLess for the Papparazzi. -
quijibo » my computer crashed after seeing those pictures coincidence? i think not...
Mine too. I just ran a spyware scan and sure enough I'm infected. Quite fitting, I suppose. -
Flexichick » I was born a bit too late for the bra burning generation
Actually (cough), to continue with my pedantic tendencies - no bras were burned in the making of feminism: http://www.snopes.com/history/american/burnbra.htmFlexichick » but I didn't get the memo on PantyLess for the Papparazzi.
Weirdly enough, in the latest issue of More magazine, which is for women over 40, and which I only read because my mother has bought a subscription for me for several years (uh, thanks), there's this "Health Made Easy" feature with all these little changes they think you should make. Number 18: Ditch the panties: " ... underwear should be banned. Going panty-less decreases your risk for vaginal infections ... and keeps you in touch with your body." This is in an issue with Sharon Stone on the cover. Hmm. But, panties or not, some people have a clue about getting out of a car gracefully. And I suppose wearing an actual skirt never hurts, either. -
escap » [quote="quijibo"]my computer crashed after seeing those pictures coincidence? i think not...
Mine too. I just ran a spyware scan and sure enough I'm infected. Quite fitting, I suppose.[/quote] And here I thought that Trojans were supposed to prevent this sort of thing... ...not that there's anything wrong with that. -
Anonymous
Posts: 9,622Oh, going "sin chonies" definitely has its benefits and appropriate times and places, but getting out of a car with your legs open and dozens of people waiting to take pictures of it is NOT one of them! Your mom subscribes you to More (I like ya, Laura, so I'm trying not to snicker too loudly!)???. I think my mom might have to subscribe me to CatFancy or something soon, so I should keep my mouth shut!
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The problem is that these hos ain't ladies. A lady knows to cross her ankles and swing her legs out of the car first. Oh and Paris's vajayjay? ...looks like hairy balls :-'
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Flexichick » Your mom subscribes you to More (I like ya, Laura, so I'm trying not to snicker too loudly!)???. I think my mom might have to subscribe me to CatFancy or something soon, so I should keep my mouth shut!
Ahead of you as usual. My mom subscribed me to: More Cat Fancy and .... READER'S DIGEST -
Anonymous
Posts: 9,622I'm only laughing because I get Selecciones, which is Reader's Digest en Espanol (easy to carry and I understand the articles). I'm a bit jealous that you get Cat Fancy! I'll trade you my throw blanket for your back issues! -
Flexichick » I'm only laughing because I get Selecciones, which is Reader's Digest en Espanol (easy to carry and I understand the articles).
I have to admit I enjoy them in a weird nostalgic way because my parents always got it when I was a kid. Not that I was a happy kid, mind you ... but like some of the stuff I buy on eBay, I sort of think of it as recreating my childhood on my own terms ... And of course, now that the holidays are coming - http://www.rd.com/content/openContent.do?contentId=19258
Flexichick » I'm a bit jealous that you get Cat Fancy! I'll trade you my throw blanket for your back issues!
Fuck, I just put a whole pile into the recycling. But I'll save them for you from now on. -
Anonymous
Posts: 9,622La revista es mas divertida en espanol (it's more fun in Spanish). Does you saving your magazines for me mean that I will see your pussy? Oh my!
Speaking of CatFancy....Mr. Fancy Cat is ready for me to get off the computer and Ms. Fancy Cat is already in bed waiting for me.
I hope tomorrow these "ladies" can keep their legs closed. One day at a time girls...one day at a time! -
Flexichick » Does you saving your magazines for me mean that I will see your pussy? Oh my!
Points for bringing us back to the topic at hand ... -
Good Lord. Those pictures were the anti-sex. I never thought I'd long for the coy modesty of Pamela Anderson.
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The comments on that page were much more disturbing than the actual vulva.
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homeowner » Oh and Paris's vajayjay? ...looks like hairy balls :-'
srsly. dear blonde ho-bag, not a flattering look. thanks, the lady who prefers nicely tufted brunettes if she's gotta see a VJJlike a smoked meat with an earthy youth overnote -
Anonymous
Posts: 9,622Oops, she did it again. Britney and her vajayjay were on the loose and in the breeze again last night: http://icydk.com/2006/11/29/britney-wearing-no-panties-again-a-g-a-i-n/ -
It pains me enormously to say I like something that Britney Spears is wearing, but - I like that dress.
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that dress is a kinda cross between emilio pucci and a diane von furstenberg wrap
forum question: how many of you ladies go out sans undergarments? how common is the practice?
this is a scientific poll to benefit mankind please answer honestly.I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! -- Tom Lehrer (1928 - ) -
Anonymous
Posts: 9,622first you need to tell us if you go commando! -
Flexichick » first you need to tell us if you go commando!
when it's hot enough. yeah. i freeball do you freebuff? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_commandoI know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! -- Tom Lehrer (1928 - ) -
Anonymous
Posts: 9,622That information is for a few to know and not the whole world to find out, sorry Q (and happy birthday!). -
laura » READER'S DIGEST
*smh* Reader's Digest is destroying America one trip to the bathroom at a time.Spend a buck, light a number for one the 400,000 victims in Darfur: darfurwall.org -
Anonymous
Posts: 9,622Like my new title? -
Flexichick » Like my new title?
BWAH-HAHA!! Flexi, girl, that is one awesome title!! Get your paws off my canned chicken -
Anonymous
Posts: 9,622Thankyouverymuch. <---taking bow (with underwear ON) -
You made me snort!
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Anonymous
Posts: 9,622There are double and triple entendres (sp?) in my title. I made myself laugh too
(p.s. I'm just about ready for margaritas). -
Flexichick » Britney and her vajayjay were on the loose and in the breeze again last night:
I'm pretty sure I saw them both coming out of the "Chip Shop" about 2 hours ago- her vajayjay was commenting on the lights in the park- then hi fived me-Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving a damn.
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s-wat » [quote="Flexichick"]Britney and her vajayjay were on the loose and in the breeze again last night:
I'm pretty sure I saw them both coming out of the "Chip Shop" about 2 hours ago- her vajayjay was commenting on the lights in the park- then hi fived me-[/quote] With no protection? You'd better see a doctor. -
Subject: Proud Paris, Spineless Spears
Let's not clump Paris and Britney together, I dare say. We're talking about two different animals entirely. While the "humiliating" world viewing of Paris' porn film might have "shamed" her (yeah, sure), it boosted her celebrity status. Paris always seems to proudly hold her head up high, even when she's giving it. Britney, on the other hand, comes across as a pathetic, whimpering, dumb dog that promotes George W. Bush and Christianity, while signing over millions of bucks to her low class, trailer park-type husband that publicly kicks her expanding butt around. "Oh Kevin, don't leave me...we can have another baby and make it work...I love you Kev-kev."I blame such comments on beer.
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Carnivore » I didn't realize she had a C-section. In some of those shots, you can totally see the Pfannenstiel scar.
i can't believe that i actually know this, but she had 2 c-sections due to the herpes infection transmitted to her from her husband(?). i guess the photos don't show us everything, although they sure do try. -
vanilla » [quote="Carnivore"]I didn't realize she had a C-section. In some of those shots, you can totally see the Pfannenstiel scar.
i can't believe that i actually know this, but she had 2 c-sections due to the herpes infection transmitted to her from her husband(?). i guess the photos don't show us everything, although they sure do try.[/quote] -
Subject: Brit-Brit's letter to fans; Idolator's interpretation
My favorite music blog/Gawker site posted a screen cap of Britney's letter to fans as well as their own take: http://www.idolator.com/tunes/top/exclusive-the-britney-spears-letter-she-maybe-sort-of-didnt-want-you-to-see-220070.php[/url]__
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