[seven24]

I was sound asleep Friday night until I heard some lady talking loudly on my roof. I live on the last floor, my bed is next to the window so when I heard her speaking so loud it felt as if she was in the room with me.
I looked at the clock and it was 2:35 AM . Since this chick kept speaking loud about how she used to jump from roof to roof as a kid, I couldn't take it anymore and I yelled out the window " BE QUIET". Since they kept on speaking I went to the kids room and closed the window so they wouldn't wake them and when I layed back in bed I heard them moaning and 'STUFF'. I heard everything! I hate to be a buzzkill but if they really feel the need to explore their sexual needs in public they should at least try to keep it on the low. My building is very old I hear every footstep on the roof and in the hallways. I will post this web address on the mailboxes in my building so maybe that way my neighbors can learn how to have consideration for the other tenants in this building.

feel free to leave any comments.

[brooklynpotter]

a: yell out the window.

b: call 311. (no, i am not kidding. i do not want to hear other people having sex in public)
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[dailyheights]

c: throw water?

[kensingtonmom]

Ask if you can join in?

[Guest]

Does this person live in your building? If so, report her to your landlord.

Do you own your building? If so, you should have called the cops.

Who cares what they were doing on your roof at 2:35 AM? Sex, dancing, singing, whatever. Noise is noise and no one should lose a good night's sleep due to noise of inconsiderate people.

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[Precious Williams]

I had this problem with my downstairs neighbors. The first time it happened I was ready to run down to their apartment, because I thought the woman who lives there was being murdered, she was making so much noise. It would always seem to happen during the afternoon when I was in my study trying to write. I'd suddenly hear the ohhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh going on for ages.

My conclusions:

1. the woman's husband must be great in bed. She was certainly making enough noise

2. If I could hear so much of their sex life, they could no doubt hear mine too.

3. It was time to buy a powerful stereo to put in my study, and keep the volume turned up, especially in the afternoons
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[pitu]

mod note:

I've split the puppy on a fire escape part of this thread over HERE:
http://brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5367

I was going to put it in your neighborhood, but not sure if that's PH or CH . . .

[street shooter]

[erikka]

Put a note on their door--nothing too snarky, maybe an ad for Viramax or oen of those "How to please your lady" ads with something funny written on it. Make sure it's in a place everyone in the building can see.

[raw]

[Womack]

I can listen to my neighbors having sex pretty much every night.
At the beginning this was rather exciting (2 girls, one very loud) and I pretty much had my ear at the wall
But now it's getting old and I wish they would either change the timing, their routine, or just stop. Of course I'm just jealous and also I'm not comfortable knowing that they can hear ME as well - but still!
I have visitors this week and it's kinda embarrassing and annoying now.

What to do??

[dailyheights]

hey seven24, you and your loud neighbors got picked up by Curbed.com:

http://www.curbed.com/archives/2006/09/26/lou.....lic_sex_in_park_slope.php

[raw]

[seven24]

wow, when I originally posted this thread I thought
I would read a bunch of "who gives a sh*t" posts, but people really have different opinions about my experience.
I really don't care if people get their freak on , on the roof
but why do I have to know about it?

[vanilla]

who can't hear their neighbors doing it?

[Flexichick]

A friend of mine lived on the third floor once. After her boyfriend moved in with her, she came out of her apartment once and hear 2 of her downstairs neighbors in the lobby of her building talking about how loudly and how often my friend was having sex.

Then they started imitating her "sex noises".

She was embarrassed at first, then thought "fuck it"...held her head high, marched past them and gave a cheery "good morning".

[vanilla]

[Flexichick]

[stacey]

[vanilla]

[seven24]

[Cordelia]

When we used to live in the East Village we could hear what we thought at first was a cat being tortured, then maybe a woman being tortured, then a woman having really strange extended excruciating orgasms, and finally we decided she must be a professional--because who could go on and on like that for hours (really) and why was she screaming rather than moaning? It was truly bewildering.

[street shooter]

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[Mydandy]

My neighbors are really stupidly noisy in many ways the sex is just one part of it. Why don't people understand or care that you need to be mindful of your neighbor's right to quiet enjoyment.' I go out of my way to not be noisy. If you want to make a lot of noise buy your own house.

When my neighbor was having sex one night I got so fed up after they woke me at 3 am that I said (loud enough for them to hear) :Wow that was fast he must be lousy in bed. Sounds like she's faking it." I didn't hear them after that.

[ringrunner]

I usually don't say things like this but;

"That post was from 2006, maybe you should have some sex instead of looking through the history of the Brooklyian"

I apologies in advance. I am really sorry.
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[armchair_warrior]

*sigh this happen with one of my old tenants when they first move in, they just got out of college, left all the front doors open, wide open. i heard screaming, i ran in thinking someone was getting killed or raped or robbed and than realize they didn't really make it pass the door having sex.

so i close all the front doors and their door and left. god people have no shame.

two front doors to the building, and their apartment door.

i mean come on!! close the doors at least.
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[The Chipster]

he said it was a one time thing. why does everyone always want to call the cops?! what a fkin waste of time and resources. seriously.
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[Mydandy]

I didn't yell at him and/or a her....I just made a comment and they heard it...it was my way of letting them know I could hear them and it worked.

And the link to this was in a 2010 news article not 2006

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[Mamacita]

This is the proper response:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJU4IwC3LjQ

BTW, Dandy, you did bump a 2006 thread, where did you find the link to this old guy?
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[pastoralia]

ringrunner

+1

[independent mind]

I have neighbors who have sex, loudly, and then FLING their used condom out the window. It is seriously disgusting. Not to mention they are uniquely unpleasant, unattractive (and lets face it, that latter quality seriously affects one's ability to put up with loud neighbor sex) people.

Any advice?

Should I go find one of them one time and put it in their mailbox?