GENTRIFICATION!!

MOD

Report: Nation's Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization

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WASHINGTON—According to a report released Tuesday by the Brookings Institution, a Washington-based think tank, the recent influx of exceedingly affluent powder-wigged aristocrats into the nation's gentrified urban areas is pushing out young white professionals, some of whom have lived in these neighborhoods for as many as seven years.

Shocking!
click the link for the rest of the article :shock:

daver

Lol. Thread title should be Aristocratization!

Goddamn Aristocats. Meow, I say! Meow meow!

MOD

That's 7th ave!! Isn't it??

daver

Mamacita wrote: That's 7th ave!! Isn't it??

It's like an alternate dimension.

Or a bad episode of Star Trek with William Shatner.

Toss up.

arock75

It's like an alternate dimension.

Or a bad episode of Star Trek with William Shatner.

There is no such thing as a bad episode of Star Trek with William Shatner.

spidora xplora

I think I spied the Queen peeking into Berman Realty earlier today...

livetotravel

Fun-knee!

But, do I detect a photoshop job? Look at the guy in the grey suit - look at the crook in the dude's right arm/elbow - looks like someone, a woman perhaps, should be holding that arm. Right?

kikintina

Aren't a lot of the cuts in The Onion photoshopped? It's still hilarious. I think more people should wear those colors and tails.

karl the druid

Kikintina wrote: Aren't a lot of the cuts in The Onion photoshopped?

other than the lack of baby carriages

it looks pretty real to me

shishkab

Dear me! Hubby and I were photographed without our permission! And Uncle Albert without his pince-nez... Auntie Gertrude will be appalled I tell you, appalled! Where is a decent barrister when one is needed, eh what?

stella

Ha ha I love this!

littleredmenace

Nice!

I would personally LOVE it if this really happened. After all, I could always get a job as a scullery maid while I'm still sort of youngish.

sneakyonstmarks

Subject: ha

Great picture, i guess i have to start wearing my 3 piece suit and top hat more often-...

eggcream

Livetotravel wrote: Fun-knee!

But, do I detect a photoshop job? Look at the guy in the grey suit - look at the crook in the dude's right arm/elbow - looks like someone, a woman perhaps, should be holding that arm. Right?

ahaha you thought that was real?