An odd Turkey Day opportunity for single ProHo guys

devincf

My 1950's Thanksgiving Fantasy - 25
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Date: 2005-11-18, 12:04AM EST


So, this is my first Thanksgiving away from my family and friends, and I have this odd little fantasy worked out in my head, but I need two eligible bachelors to make my fantasy a reality.

I envision 2 guys between 26-36 years old coming over to my place on Thanksgiving and hanging out on the couch watching football or whatever you want as I don heels, a frilly dress and an apron while slaving away in the kitchen.

I am going to go all out. Turkey, pies, and all the sides.

All you have to do is chill out, have a few drinks, and enjoy the lovely dinner I prepare.

My friend will also be with us, hence the need for 2 men.

Anyone interested?

Please reply with a picture of you and perhaps of your friend as well.

Donne Reed couldn't do any better...

* this is in or around Prospect Heights
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

brookfetish

Classic.

candicissima

Ah, Craig's List. Always...interesting.

devincf

If it had mentioned cupcakes I would know it originated from this group...

candicissima

devincf wrote: If it had mentioned cupcakes I would know it originated from this group...

Oh snap! Where's Cupcake to defend herself? :twisted:

teddyballgame

haha tough luck for us 25 year old guys out there...

that would probably be a pretty funny thing to explain to one's parents... no, sorry, mom and dad, I won't make it home for thanksgiving even though it's like a half hour away... the trip is too long, plus I found some girl on the internet who's willing to wait on me and wear high heels, and all I have to provide is another dude. plus, you guys usually make me like help with the dishes and stuff, whereas here I'll just sit on the couch and watch football, kind of like grandpa does, except I don't think I'll drink as much scotch. send my love to the dog.

flute

Subject: Re: An odd Turkey Day opportunity for single ProHo guys

devincf wrote: but I need two eligible bachelors to make my fantasy a reality

don't we all ...

8)

jamesondean

"Oh Heavenly Father, make us truly thankful for that which we are about to..."

flute

cupcake

Sadly, I've been laying off the message boards, so I just found this thread. Well, I'm Rhode Island bound tonight, so it wasn't me who posted this on Craig's List, but it does sound suspiciously like my Thanksgiving Fantasy with one twist.

In my version it is me and two of my girlfriends sitting on the couch and watching an Arrested Development marathon, while three 25-year old ProHo bachelors are in the kitchen whipping up the Turkey, fixings, and at least two different kinds of pies. And I am wearing my pants with the elastic waitsband. And brought my knitting.

If the gentlemen want to wear high heels, that is totally at their discretion.

muteflute

as far as I can tell, there's no way to know if the cook and friend are actually women. there is nothing in the post to say so specifically, and I have the feeling that the "and I will don a frilly skirt and high heels" would indicate that the cook-and-friend are actually men--it just sounds too...purposeful to me.

did anyone find out?

alafairnadia

muteflute wrote: as far as I can tell, there's no way to know if the cook and friend are actually women. there is nothing in the post to say so specifically, and I have the feeling that the "and I will don a frilly skirt and high heels" would indicate that the cook-and-friend are actually men--it just sounds too...purposeful to me.

did anyone find out?

right? I was thinking that, too. I saw a few really fucked up drag queens/homeless people/bored actors/crack heads/insane people yesterday on the 1 train so I'm kinda rolling with the two guys dressed up as chicks thing, myself. cause that would fit in with my new world view.