argh! fruit flies in my bathroom!

lnelson

help! my bathroom is infested with fruit flies and they're making their way into the rest of the house!!!

we don't have any fruit out (especially not in the bathroom), but apparently they can be attracted to shampoo and other nice-smelling cleaning products. irony of ironies, products for the advancement of hygiene can attract these sons-of-bitches.

any thoughts on how to get rid of the suckers? i massacre about 10 each day, but they breed like rabbits! we moved into this apartment last may and had fruit flies in the bathroom last summer, and now they're back in fuller force than ever before! they're tiny and they don't sting and they're not scary or gross like roaches, but i want them eliminated! i don't want to just catch them in vinegar or wine or any of the other myriad home remedy-type things i've read about; i want them gone for all time.

thoughts?