Mama, don't let your baby grow up to be a Madicyn&quot

sprite

Subject: Mama, don't let your baby grow up to be a "Madicyn&quot

This site is hilarious. The owner pulled posts from baby naming bulletin boards and commented on them. One of my favorites:

I have an unusual name, and I hated it as a child. As I grew older, I appreciated it for what it was...the first gift my mother had given me....

Wait, wasn't that LIFE ITSELF?

And I still haven't met anyone with the same name-Sharmari, pronounced SHAR-Marie.

Sharmari, where the Sharmy keepsh itsh weaponsh.

:jocolor:

whatchuwant

OMG- hysterical.

dapearl9

This is for my niece, Dawn. She is expecting a baby girl in September. I suggested that they name her Dusk. What does everyone think?

I think her grand-daughter Nighttime would not approve. Or her grand-neices Afterhours and Graveyardshift.

dapearl9

I posted too soon. I just found this gem, probably the worst boy's name I've ever seen:

I was thinking of naming my son Toolio. Does anyone know the origin on that one?
---[Jane] DeSac

Toolio DeSac. Boy, can't think of any way that kid'll get picked on. That's one taunt-proof name there!

sprite

This is priceless.

I love the Lord, am a LDS woman, and would like to name my baby baby Jesus.

Wait, she wants to call him "Baby Jesus"? How will that work after he's 33?

My husband says this is ridiculous because we are not latino and he does not even go to church anymore. I looked and it is a popular name in the US so it must be that others like me are out there spreading His love. His full name would be "Jesus Joseph Dewey". Can any one tell me if when you are at the hospital can you refuse to let your husband have a say in what the birth certificate says? I 18 years old and am a first time mom.

Issue 1: Jesus! (Praise the Lord!) Joseph! (Hallelujah!) Dewey. (.....um.....He's a duck, right?)

Issue 2: Have you ever heard anything so romantic, and yet so filled with Our Heavenly Father's purest love alighting from heaven to his children upon the earth as an 18 year old Mormon girl wanting to have her husband barred from the hospital where she's just given birth so she can name their child Jesus. Joseph. Dewey. Amen.

*weeps from laughing so hard*

whatchuwant

I know! I'm in the office with my hand over my mouth to stifle my laughter! LMAO.

sweet tea

in a related story, i've had "mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys" in my head since yesterday afternoon.

i'm looking at you, sprite.

jeffrey

Chipmunks.



But maybe that's just me.

queencallipygos

True story: my paternal grandfather was named "Revilo Oliver [last name]"

Why "Revilo Oliver", you ask...know what "Revilo" is? ...What's "Oliver" spelled backwards?

....He HATED it. He went by his initials.

bklyntransplant

My father's middle name is Swindel. Pronounced swin-DELL. A family name, but still................