What can a bird do that Bush can't?

modsquad

Subject: What can a bird do that Bush can't?

give up? :P

modsquad

you're gonna kick yourselves

carnivore

Refrain from illegally imprisoning American civilians?

Refrain from starting an illegal undeclared war?

Refrain from authorizing the use of torture?

Should I guess some more?

modsquad

keep guessing. Your not even close!

jeffrey

Make a nice nest for himself and his close ones out of things taken from elsewhere.

Oh wait. Scratch that.

keiusey

Answer: just about anything

em26

What can a bird do that Bush can't?

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Use its brain?! :cheers:

jeffrey

Whistle through his impeachment.

Think that makes no sense? It will in a few months...

modsquad

OK. What can a bird do that Bush can't?

Eat with his pecker!



Get it! Bush can't eat with his pecker!

You'll know what a pecker is? Right?

jeffrey

modsquad wrote: You'll know what a pecker is? Right?

carnivore

I like my answers better.

em26

Pecker? :-k

Like...........Woody Wood Pecker?

Oh my......these cartoon people are so gross.

I don't want to think about that fuckers little pecker. Freakin' eww!


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modsquad

Carnivore wrote: I like my answers better.

An old Arab saying Carnivore

Darabne Wa Baka, Sabakneh Wa Ishtaka.
A man loves the smell of his own farts

jeffrey

Just googled that. It gives this:
"He Hit Me And Cried And Rushed To Report My Crime"

Guess it depends on what you're hitting 'em with.

modsquad

I'm sorry an old Persian saying

jeffrey

Or Hutt, perhaps?

modsquad

Every man likes the smell of his own farts.
- Icelandic proverb

modsquad

Arab, Icelandic I can't tell the difference

em26

Persian? Maybe they have words that mean the same in arabic?



Darabne Wa Baka, Sabakneh Wa Ishtaka.

Darabne -he hit me- , Wa baka -and (he) cried-

Sabakneh - he got there ahead of me - , Wa ishtaka - and complained. (about me)

Ok , So the guy whoops one dudes ass and then cries after doing so. He hurries up to get to the people before the other guy does to complain to them about him saying that that guy gave him a beat down.

So he is a fuckin' crybaby liar. Like Bush! :pukel:

carnivore

Why do the President and Mrs. Bush only make love with Laura Bush on top?

jeffrey

Because Dubya can only...

(teed up fer ya, Carny!)

modsquad

Its against the law in Texas for the man to be on the bottom.

carnivore

No that's not it.

modsquad

Bush likes to be on the "down low"?

carnivore

I hadn't heard that about him.

No.

GWB can only fuck up.

modsquad

that's good



The End

boygabriel

Carnivore wrote: I like my answers better.

me too

doctorj

Ask not what a bird can do that a bush cannot. Ask how many birds in the hand are worth a bush in the house.

modsquad

With all due respect, I joined this blog because it reflects the way I imagine Brooklyn to be. Robust, quick and in your face. This was a joke thread. The original is "what can a bird do that a man can't?" Answer: Eat with his pecker!. I inserted Bush because it would probably draw more inspired responses. Instead it turns into a another tired screed against Bush by the main players on this blog with virtual "reach arounds" by the second string. I am not a writer, I'm sure you know that but those that are good writers make valid points regarding Bush but do much damage to your argument when it gets so shrill and repetitious. Somebody please have the last word.

carnivore

modsquad wrote: With all due respect, I joined this blog because it reflects the way I imagine Brooklyn to be. Robust, quick and in your face. This was a joke thread. The original is "what can a bird do that a man can't?" Answer: Eat with his pecker!. I inserted Bush because it would probably draw more inspired responses. Instead it turns into a another tired screed against Bush by the main players on this blog with virtual "reach arounds" by the second string. I am not a writer, I'm sure you know that but those that are good writers make valid points regarding Bush but do much damage to your argument when it gets so shrill and repetitious. Somebody please have the last word.

You pretty clearly added Bush to the joke to bait people, and now you complain because we took you up on it?