Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

OK....I'M OUT OF HERE......LATER

Good morning everyone - thank you so much for your condolences - I truly appreciate them. You are truly very good friends to each other.

Terry - you could have said something that would have been fine with me.

Suzie - now I've had time to read some pages and I wish you the best of luck with your pre-op (I am guessing) that it's kidney stones, if so, my friend had it done and she was so happy to be out of pain that she said the procedure was nothing.

Joe - congratulations on your job.

Debbie - I hope that all goes well with your aunt - I also know what you are going through. My father had alzheimers and it was just terrible. He lived with us for seven years and then went into a nursing home.

Millie -- I am so sorry about your dog. The death of my dog was one of the hardest things for me -- I still can't get another dog.

If I left anyone out I am sorry. Best, Ronnie

GOOD MORNING FROM LITTLE RI
HI JOE, JANET, FESTINA,PATSY, DEBBIE.......LOOKS LIKE A GREAT DAY TODAY, MAYBE GO TO THE BEACH CATCH SOME SUN, BEFORE IT GOES AWAY AGAIN, HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!

good morning, jeanette!!! not working for food today!!!!! lol

joebrooxx...good morning..stay out of trouble!!! lol


good morning stacy....have a good day at work!!!

IN TROUBLE!.......WHO ME.....

MIA

MIA IS TYPING ON MY COMPUTER HAVE TO FIGHT HER FOR THE BLOG LOL
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
SEE YA LATER

WELCOME MIA!!! OUR NEW BLOG PERSON..LOL

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SHE'S CALLING US....M'FER'S

JOEBROOXX..LOL

oh Joey Pinto
U can read baby talk. m"fer

Joke of the Day....

Lawrence, Kansas, December 12, 2008
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems

CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know.

Great typing Mia... lol

Girls... I am in on that cruise... Just let me know!

Feeling slightly better today! Gonna take it ease again today.. See you guys later...

Jim - Hope you feel better after the tooth...

One more joke before I leave...
2nd Joke of the Day....

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went.

She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!


So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS. SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!

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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!! She's old...... NOT DEAD!!!

OLD LADIES ROCK

Suzie - Sorry to hear about your stones... Please feel better....

oh geri - those jokes were good! LOL

ok - countin u in on the cruise!!!

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dats all right mia - i understand it.
ur right - some things just make no sense! LOL

OUCH


I'MN STWILL A WITTLE NUMB FROHM THE NOVOCAINE
I DWIP WEN I DWINK
NO PLAIN YET

WAT THE HELL I'MN TYPWING WIT A WISP.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

HI JIM.HOPE U FEEL BETTER!!!!

CUZ, GERI..GLAD YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER TODAY TOO...

LOVE THE JOKES...:) XX

Graybeard49 wrote: OUCH


I'MN STWILL A WITTLE NUMB FROHM THE NOVOCAINE
I DWIP WEN I DWINK
NO PLAIN YET

WAT THE HELL I'MN TYPWING WIT A WISP.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

aww jim - twy dwinikin some twiquila, should fix the prob.

feel betta...

ok, off to carols!

HI EVERYONE

PATSY GOOD TIMING LAST NIGHT
WITH THE SUBWAY AD-METS YEAH

HELLO JOE-SAY HELLO TO MY
RELATIVES ON THE PLANET ZORCON

MIA UNDERSTANDS ME DON'T YOU HONEY
TERRY GIVE THE KID A BREAK YOU'RE
ALWAYS HOGGIN THE BLOG
LET HER SPEAK HER PEACE =D>

JANET
I BET SOME OF THOSE IRISH DOWN
SOUTH WERE FROM SHORTSHIRE


FESTINA- GOOD START -KEEP EM COMING

HELLO MY QUEEN
WHAT IS IT TODAY BMT-IRT-IND
OH PLAYIN HOOKIE AND GOING TO
THE BEACH-ANYTHING YOU WANT
YOUR MAJESTY

GOOD JOKES GERI
GOTTA KEEP LAFFIN

OK I DO HAVE SOME WORK TO DO

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS

HI GUYS....I JUST SPOKE TO MILDRED...SHE WAS VERY APPRECIATIVE TO ALL THAT SENT CONDOLENCES FOR HER DOG..SHE MAY COME ON LATER...NOT SURE...SHE IS DOING OK...

HI UMBRIA..HOW R U ????

UMBRIA..DID U DO A TYPE-BY..LOL

Jeanette LaGreca wrote: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE,
JIM, WE KNEW YOU WOULD MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY OF WHAT ME AND TERRY SAID.I WAS ALMOST AFRAID TO SEE WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO DO OR SAY!!!!!! BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, THATS WAS THE FUNNEST COMEBACK I EVER SEEN. YOU GOT ME LAUGHUNG SCREAMING,PEEING AT THE SAME TIME. I DONT KNOW HOW YOU COME WITH THIS STUFF.
YOU GOT SOME IMANGATION, AND MOST WITTY PERSON I KNOW!!!!!!
THANKS FOR THE GOOD LAUGH!!!!!

I HOPE YOU NOT IN PAIN TODAY FOR YANKIN YOU TEETH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

JIM I DONT KNOW IF MY QUOTE GOT LOST IN ALL THE POST THIS MORNING. BUT YOU ARE NO LONGER THE JESTER.!!!!!!!!
I KNIGHT YOU (SIR) KING GREYBEARD OF COMEDY!!!!!!!!!
TAKE YOUR YOUR THROWN!!!!!!!!!!