Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

JOKE O'DAY

Rubbing Toilet Tissue:

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full
length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of
the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh
out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining
that her breasts are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with
a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow gradually larger over a period of some years," he
replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow?" she asks.

The husband shrugs.

"Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?"

Ronnie....I kid around alot...but Im friggin serious... I wish I could scan the picture on the instructions they gave me....it shows a man laying off the bed and reading a book on the floor....with his ass on the bed......swear to GOD!
I called Festina yesterday ...while trying to do this ....and I almost hit my face into the floor.....my Grandaughter kept leaning down and looking at me to see what the hell I was doing ....this I swear is true! LOL

I was even talking to Festina's Mom & Brother in this position ....LOL

love ya and thanks for caring ....means the world to me....catch you all lata!







Dear Momasita .....I really dont care for this new look....too much crap on top....again just my opinion....dont delete me! LOL

have a good one ....Admin.

JUDY YOUR DECK LOOKS BEAUTIFUL,IS THAT YOUR KING SITTING ON THE DECK. LOL
WELL GUYS ITS CLOUDY AND COLD UP HERE, I HOPE THE WEEKEND IS WARMER THEN THIS,
GOING TO BE IN NY THIS WEEKEND,
SEE YOU GUYS LATA, HAVE A GOOD DAY

HI SUZIE!!! GLAD YOU ARE GETTING BETTER EACH DAY!!
LOVE THE STORY W/THE MAN & HIS BOOK & ASS ON THE BED..TOO FUNNY!!! I COULD NEVER DO THAT...I'D BE CRIPPLED...

JUDY..THE DECK LOOKS GREAT..ENJOY...WE HAVE A DECK IN OUR YARD..NOT QUITE AS BIG AS YOURS, BUT NICE TOO. I LOVE IT...WE HAVE A 4 FT. ABOVE GROUND POOL, SO THE DECK HAD TO BE MADE A LITTLE SMALLER THAN I WOULD HAVE LIKED..

JANET...WHERE R U?? HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER TODAY.. I WILL CALL U SOON

JUDY..THE DECK LOOKS GREAT..ENJOY...WE HAVE A DECK IN OUR YARD..NOT QUITE AS BIG AS YOURS, BUT NICE TOO. I LOVE IT...WE HAVE A 4 FT. ABOVE GROUND POOL, SO THE DECK HAD TO BE MADE A LITTLE SMALLER THAN I WOULD HAVE LIKED..

JANET...WHERE R U?? HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER TODAY.. I WILL CALL U SOON

Hey everyone, we are having problems with the formatting on the site. Don't worry, we are trying to fix it! Have some patience with us, we'll have it back to normal soon!

THANK YOU!
Mamacita

THANX. MAMACITA!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

Good Morning People. Just stopping by to say hello.
The eye thing is back and can only see out of my left
eye, so it is too hard to type with ine eye closed.

OK, it is taking too long for me to type. See you all
later if I can see.

I WAS STARTING TO LIKE THE NEW FORMAT....BETTER TO READ CANT MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY MAMACITA LOL

SEE I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD FIX IT

SUZIE THE POOL IS STABILIZED BUT I'M NOT

NOW TERRY
AS TO THE SMALL PRINT

WHEN I CREATE MY PHOTOS OR CARTOONS
USING SOMEONE ELSE'S STUFF I TRY
TO PRESERVE THE ORIGINAL ART CONTEXT.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO DISTORT THE PERSPECTIVE
OF THE CREATOR SO I USE THE SAME FLOW
OF FORMULA. SOMETIMES THE LETTERING HAS TO
BE SMALL TO CONFORM TO ALLOTTED FIELD OF
FORMAT USED PREVIOUSLY BY THE CREATOR
OF THE ORIGINAL. THE SYMMETRY HAS TO REMAIN
WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF BONDING.

IT'S SO SIMPLE-ISN'T IT

NOW GO CHECK ON
YOUR SUPPLY OF TOILET PAPER

I THINK WE ARE BACK TO THE OLD FORMAT AGAIN....OH WELL

ALL I CAN SAY IS THIS IS FOR U JIMBO FROM ME TBONE

HELLO MY QUEEN

SENDING A FRIEND UP THERE
TO CHASE AWAY THE CLOUDS
AND WARM IT UP



HAVE A GREAT DAY

Hey Jim send some sun to AC, I'll be there this afternoon!!!

A VERY PROPER PERSPECTIVE I SAY


PS I DIDN'T REALIZE THE
IMPLICATIONS OF TODAY'S
JOKE OF THE DAY TILL I POSTED IT

PPS

IT DOESN'T WORK-I'VE BEEN
STUFFIN IT IN MY UNDERWEAR FOR YEARS

OH I THOUGHT U WERE CALLING ME SUNSHINE

OK C U LATER JUST RODE 80 MINUTES ON THE BIKE AND GOING TO PATHMARK FOR SOME HEALTHY FOOD FOR MY SONNY BOY.....
BYE BYE

WERE BACK TO NORMAL,
HOW IS EVERYONE TODAY???? I HAVE A FEW ERRENDS TO RUN TODAY,MY SON CAME OVER THIS MORNING, WITH HIS NEW SUMMER SUIT AND SHIRT, IF I CAN DO HIM THE FAVOR OF PRESSING IT FOR HIM
WTF, ILL DO AND KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT!!!!!! BECAUSE HE IS DOING ALL THE DRIVING FOR ME.LOL

JIM I TRY TO ENJOY ALL THE GOOD WEATHER WE GET, BECAUSE THE WINTERS ARE TO DAMM LONG. I LOVE BEING OUT DOORS, AND ALL THAT SUMMER HAS TO OFFER,IM THERE.
IT MAY SOUND CRAZY GOING TO THE BEACH IN THE EVENING, BUT THEN THATS WHEN I ENJOY IT THE MOST,ENJOY THE BEAUTIFUL SUNSET

WELL LET ME GET GOING......CATCH UP LATA

HI DEBBIE

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE IS
GOIN UP TO RI SO I'LL SEND
HER BROTHER TO AC FOR YA



WIN BIG



AND DON'T FORGET THE FORMULA

WHAT HAPPEN TO OUR TWITTERS ON THE LEFT MAMACITA I JUST JOINED TWITTER AND NOW IT IS GONE BOO HOO

PLAY 00 ON ROULETTE THAT WAS DAVID'S NUBER. LOL

TERRY

YOU ARE A RAY OF SUNSHINE
FOR THE ENTIRE BLOG. YOU WARM
US EVERYDAY WITH YOUR CHARM AND WIT.

AW SHIT I LEFT MY GUARD DOWN :-$

PS I THINK IS WAS TWEETS ON THE SIDE NOT TWITS :roll:

Okay Jim.....I got the formula down to a science!!!

Terry......If I don't come back on the blog you know I hit on your 00's!!

Suzie....feel better and don't fall off the bed!!!

Everyone have a great day!!!!

Hi Everybody-

Suzie Girl--I hope you're feeling better! Just take it easy, you'll be as good as new!

Judy- Good Luck! Your deck is so beautiful. It looks like a showroom deck! Great job guys.

Franny-I finally got a puppy!

Everyone else-Lots of love to you! Have a gret day!

JUDY

WHEN'S THE
LET'S BREAK-IN-THE-DECK
PARTY

IT LOOK'S GREAT

Suzie: To be a fly on the wall for that! ;o)

Judy: Love that deck. Are you available this weekend to do mine?

Have a good everyone.

That was supposed to be a good "day".

I WAS JUST STARTING TO BELIEVE U JIMBO...LOL