Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

Paul Giglio wrote: OK, I just got back from Shoprite. I have not picked
the right checkout line in my entire life.
There's an older gentlmen in front of me thats trying
to buy his 5 cases of coke for $12, but you gotta spend
$10 to get the sale. He's coming up .60 short, I figure he's
gonna grab a pack of gum but noooooo he says he wants chocolate
chip cookies, WTF. The girl thats bagging says she'll get them and
never comes back. The guy decides he'll go find her and he never
comes back. Meanwhile I feel something on my ankle and my Dutch
Chocolate ice cream is melting and dripping off the edge on the conveyor.
At this point I figure screw this, leave everything and take off, but I
need the crushed tomatoes. Finally the guy comes back, they re-run
all his stuff but he's so far over he don't want the cookies anymore.
At this point I put two behind his ear and nobody cared.
F$$KING TOMATOES!

Paul - You made me pee myself with that story.... Like Patsy I want to know what the ear thing was??? Did you strike the old geezer??? lol

Hi Patsy, Karen, Judy, Mary Ann, Jim, Paul & whoever else I missed.....

GOING TO CHILL OUT AND WAIT
FOR SONNY BOY TO COME HOME
FROM WORK THEN I'LL COOK DINNER.

WIFE IS GETTING MY FATHER-IN-LAWS
HOUSE READY FOR HIS TRIUMPHANT
RETURN TOMORROW

SEE YA LATER



(THAT IS A STRANGE PHOTO AIN'T IT)

Suzie - By the Way..... Your Grandson Is a Cuttie Pattutie (sp).....

PAUL

THEY NEED TO WATCH THE GODFATER
MOVIES EH :roll: :roll: :roll:

Graybeard49 wrote: GOING TO CHILL OUT AND WAIT
FOR SONNY BOY TO COME HOME
FROM WORK THEN I'LL COOK DINNER.

WIFE IS GETTING MY FATHER-IN-LAWS
HOUSE READY FOR HIS TRIUMPHANT
RETURN TOMORROW

SEE YA LATER



(THAT IS A STRANGE PHOTO AIN'T IT)

Hey Jim... If that is you in the tub... I will be right over... lol

Hope your Father-in-law gets well soon.....

You talking bout me & the goils Jimbo????....

HI CUZ GERI...I AM GETTING READY TO LEAVE WORK NOW..TALK TO U LATER..:)

JIM..VACATION STARTS IN A FEW DAYS....

TALK TO YOU ALL, LATER ..:)

Paul.....Are you drinking you're ice cream yet??? LOL What kind of hamburgers are you making???

Geri.....Kiss her for me when you see her!!!

Patsy.....Thank God your test were good....good luck on the rest.

Jim.....what a good dad.....the best my hubby can do for dinner is dial the phone!!!

Go ahead Suzie....have a field day with that one!!!! LOL

Terry & Patsy... I have a picture of my grandmother (Maria), grandfather (August), Aunt Anna & Uncle Charlie that I want to post but I can't figure out how to scan it. When I do I will post it...

This would be Terry's - Great-grandparents, Great Uncle & Great Aunt...
Ths would be Patsy's - Great -Grandparents, Grandfather, & Great Aunt...

OHHHH I got it .....Paul pulled the trigger !?!?

PATSY (MIELE) KIRK wrote: OK, WENT TO DR'S TODAY FOR RESULTS.. I STILL HAVE A FEW 'CRYSTALS' LEFT...(DIFFERENT FROM STONES)..BUT NUMBER IS LOWER THAN 2 WEEKS AGO..:)

NOW I HAVE TO GO TO HAVE COLONOSCOPY & SONOGRAM DONE , WHICH WILL COMPLETE MY TESTS,,,WILL DO THAT AFTER VACATION...

Patsy ....you have crystals left ???? I prefer diamonds ...cant wait to go back and see what they find now?

When I went for my blood & urine....it showed blood in the urine, remember I was peeing pink? Then I went for the sonogram...which actually took measurements of them. Then I went and had that full stomach xray in te ER ....and it showed exactly how big and where they were located in the kidney. They should have did this one 1st
and the colonoscopy Joe, Paul & Janet went in my place!
LOL

Just glad your not in any pain....

Terrible Joke of the Day.....

A young cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed. The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.'

Deb ... what can I say .....some women have all the luck. These guys work, cook & clean, go food shopping, paint, carpentry, wash clothes, they know the number to order food ..... now, if only they would learn how to stop bitching about all they do .....they would actually see how much they're appreciated! :eye:

geriob1 wrote: Terrible Joke of the Day.....

A young cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed. The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.'

Wait, Im confused ....did he marry his horse ?????

Hi everyone ....and I hate to say it ....I have to run ...try to be back lata !!!!

This is just a joke... Not Meant to Offend Any of My Spanish Friends....

The teacher told Pepito to use the following words in a sentence. These were his replies:

1. *Cheese*
Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted to become a citizen, but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. *Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had two cars, but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife, but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken Wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body Wash*
I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

Suzie wrote: [quote=geriob1]Terrible Joke of the Day.....

A young cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed. The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.'

Wait, Im confused ....did he marry his horse ?????

Suzie -You are so funny... lmao......... I guess the joke sucked... lol

Suzie wrote: Deb ... what can I say .....some women have all the luck. These guys work, cook & clean, go food shopping, paint, carpentry, wash clothes, they know the number to order food ..... now, if only they would learn how to stop bitching about all they do .....they would actually see how much they're appreciated! :eye:

I wish I could say he does much of that but laundry is about it!!! LOL

Night Everyone...... Going to play cards... Hope I win!!

Hello Everyone...

Just dropping in to be sure you're all staying in trouble.

I think what PAUL meant re two fingers behind the poor old guy
is "miloich" (spelling, no clue). The evil eye in Italian.

Two fingers... that's exactly how I interpreted it = evil eye...
miloich.

And we know Paul stopped just in time; he wouldn't do that :twisted:

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Looking back,
oh yes SUZIE, it can be the trigger two fingers... Smart Girl!

I was thinking 'more' Italian

HI ALL
FINALLY HOME AND COOKING. APRIL IS GOING FOR ANOTHER CAT SCAN FROM THIS HOSPITAL THEY WANT THEIR OWN. DONT KNOW MUCH MORE.
JUST KEEP PRAYING NO OPERATION. IF NO OPERATION SHE WEARS A BRACE FOR THREE MONTHS AND WALKS WITH A WALKER.
KEEP PRAYING.
HAPPY YOUR FATHERINLAW IS COMING HOME JIMBO
GERI GOOD LUCK TONIGHT PLAYNG CARDS
PATSY ARE WE GOING TO BE AWAY THE SAME TIME
HELEN U R SO FUNNY AND NUTS NICE TO MEET U AND I HAD A BLAST U R HYPER JUST LIKE ME.
PAUL WHAT DID YOU DO T THE MAN??? LOL
DEBBIE I FELL SAD THAT YOUR AUNT DEE IS GOING BACK...
OH AND YES SOME ENJOYMENT FOR E TONGHT WHILE MIKE IS AT THE CAR SHOW THE BACHELORETTE PATSY YEY!!!

told u i was hyper
it was nice meeting u too

Terry.....I'm praying for April...I feel so bad for her. You and Helen did pedicures together!!! LOL I hope you two had fun!!!

Debbie Bonavita McCarthy wrote: Terry.....I'm praying for April...I feel so bad for her. You and Helen did pedicures together!!! LOL I hope you two had fun!!!

OMG DEBBIE IHAD MY CAMERA AND I WAS GOING TO BUT WE WERE TALKING A MILE A MINUTE AND I FORGOT LOL

helppppppppp
trying to change my pic and it wont let me

deb 2 energizer bunnies what a sight lol

hyhy7464 wrote: deb 2 energizer bunnies what a sight lol

LMAO

poor jack shakin his head still