Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

Happy Birthday AnnMarie Walton! (I Think?)... lol

Joke of the Evening.....

Jim are you Fishing???

Dave and his buds were hanging out, planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of joking and teasing, Dave headed home frustrated.

The following week when Dave's buds arrived at the lake to set up camp,they were shocked to see Dave. He was already at the camp ground with a cold beer, tent pitched, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your old lady into letting you go Dave?"

"I didn't have to," Dave replied. "Yesterday, when I left work , I went
home and slumped down in my chair with a beer, prepared to drown
my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.Then the ol' lady snuck up
behind me, covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."

"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful
lacy, see-through negligee and she told me, ' Carry me into the
bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....

.....So, Here I am!"

Miscommunication......

A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.

So he grabbed a piece of paper and scribbled on it. I left before he finished the note.

* About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.

· Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to...

Terry - I hope this didn't happen to you today at the dentist! (only kidding! Love Ya!) LMAO...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR A CLEANING APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

Night All! Time to Retire the Keyboard...

geriob1 wrote: Miscommunication......

A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.

So he grabbed a piece of paper and scribbled on it. I left before he finished the note.

* About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.

· Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to...

TOO FUNNY LMAO

One More Thing Before I Go!

Terry & Helen - I just took a picture of Jack! What the heck did you girls do to him???? lol

geriob1 wrote: Terry - I hope this didn't happen to you today at the dentist! (only kidding! Love Ya!) LMAO...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR A CLEANING APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

NO THANK GOD I HAVE A FEMALE DENTIST AND SHE IS MUSH YOUNGER THAN ME......ALL I GOT WAS A HEADACHE AND CLEAN TEETH

PATSY (MIELE) KIRK wrote: HI CUZ...HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A NICE DAY!!!

HEY PATSY

HAD A HEADACHE ALL DAY JUST STAYED ON THE COUCH ALL DAY CAN NOT GET RID OF IT...MY MIKE COOKED FOR ME THANK GOD.
DID A FEW THINGS IN BROOKLYN TODAY BUT I FELT THE HEADACHE COMING FROM YESTERDAY.
I WIL CHECK IN LATER. VERY VERY QUIET THESE DAYS.
ANGELA EMAILED ME SAID SHE IS COMING TO THE RENION UT CHARLIE NEVER GOT BACK TO ME. SHE SHOULD BE SENDING HE MONEY THIS WEEK JUST REMIND HER WHEN U TALK TO HER.
AUNT CAROL AND THE SISTERS......I HAVE TO CALL AND SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING AUNT PAT NEVER ANSWERED MY EMAIL EITHER.

HI CUZ..HOPE YOUR HEADACHE IS BETTER..OK, I WILL REMIND ANGELA WHEN I SPEAK TO HER..NOT SURE ABOUT MY AUNTS..LAST I HEARD (AWHILE AGO) THEY WERE COMING, BUT PLANS MAY HAVE CHANGED..CALL AUNT CAROL...SHE WILL BRING YOU UP TO SPEED...THEY ARE ALWAYS BUSYW/SOMETHING TO DO...I WILL CALL CHARLIE TONITE & LET YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIM...

OK, GOING OUT FOR A WHILE. WILL TALK TO YOU LATER...XXX

HEY DEBBIE..KEVIN CALLED TONIANN BEFORE & THEY ARE ACROSS THE STREET IN THE CHURCH YARD PLAYING BALL...OF COURSE, SHE IS THE ONLY GIRL W/3 BOYS...LOL..SHE LOVES TO PLAY BALL & I KNOW ALL THE BOYS SO IT'S OK...OH, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL..SHE JUST WALKED IN...KEVIN SHOULD BE HOME IN A FEW MINUTES...

TALK TO U LATER...

we were just being ourselves lol
werent we terry

nite all cya in the morning
and u all will prolly be sleeping lol

hApPy biRthdAy AnNMaRiE!!



enjoy ur special day!

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HI FESTINA!!! ENJOY YOUR NIGHT..:)


GOOD NIGHT, HELEN..SLEEP TIGHT...:)

PATSY (MIELE) KIRK wrote: HI FESTINA!!! ENJOY YOUR NIGHT..:)


GOOD NIGHT, HELEN..SLEEP TIGHT...:)

thanks honey - enjoy urs too!
dat was just so cute with toniann and kevin hangin out...



nite helen!

HI FESTINA..YES, THEY HAD CRUSHES ON EACH OTHER WHEN THEY WERE IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL..BUT I AM SO HAPPY THEY REMAINED GOOD FRIENDS...NOW THEY WILL BE IN H.S. TOGETHER..

OK, HAVE FUN!!! C U ALL LATER..STILL TRYING TO GO OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE..MEETING SOME FRIENDS FOR COFFEE AT STARBUCKS...:)

hyhy7464 wrote: we were just being ourselves lol
werent we terry

YES REMEMBER YERS AGO ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE THE LOUD FAMILY,THAT WAS WHAT WE WERE LOL

GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS UNTIL TOMORROW LOVE YA ALL

C U TOMORROW

PATSY (MIELE) KIRK wrote: HI FESTINA..YES, THEY HAD CRUSHES ON EACH OTHER WHEN THEY WERE IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL..BUT I AM SO HAPPY THEY REMAINED GOOD FRIENDS...NOW THEY WILL BE IN H.S. TOGETHER..

OK, HAVE FUN!!! C U ALL LATER..STILL TRYING TO GO OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE..MEETING SOME FRIENDS FOR COFFEE AT STARBUCKS...:)

so cute!
friends forever!

hav fun tonight!

nite terry.
feel betta!

Guzzo here wrote: [quote=MaryAnnL][quote=PATSY (MIELE) KIRK]MARYANN, SO HAPPY JEANINE WON SYTYCD!!! SHE WAS ALWAYS A FRONT RUNNER...:)

OK, CALLING IT A NIGHT TOO...C U ALL TOMORROW MORNING...
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HI, I TAPED THE FIRST PART BUT I FIGURED IT MIGHT BE JEANNINE, SHE SEEMED TO BE A FAVORITE WITH THE JUDGES, IT WAS VERY COMPETITIVE THIS YEAR, THEY WERE ALL SO TALENTED. EVAN ALWAYS MADE ME SMILE WITH HIS OLD TIME DANCE MOVES!!! LOL

BIG CONGRATS MARYANN!



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Thank you, thank you, I'm taking a bow!! That's OK, I thought you were congratulating me because my favorite dancer won last night, what a great show. Everyone, good night and sleep tight!!!

T-Bone51 wrote: [quote=PATSY (MIELE) KIRK]HI CUZ...HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A NICE DAY!!!

HEY PATSY

HAD A HEADACHE ALL DAY JUST STAYED ON THE COUCH ALL DAY CAN NOT GET RID OF IT...MY MIKE COOKED FOR ME THANK GOD.
DID A FEW THINGS IN BROOKLYN TODAY BUT I FELT THE HEADACHE COMING FROM YESTERDAY.
I WIL CHECK IN LATER. VERY VERY QUIET THESE DAYS.
ANGELA EMAILED ME SAID SHE IS COMING TO THE RENION UT CHARLIE NEVER GOT BACK TO ME. SHE SHOULD BE SENDING HE MONEY THIS WEEK JUST REMIND HER WHEN U TALK TO HER.
AUNT CAROL AND THE SISTERS......I HAVE TO CALL AND SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING AUNT PAT NEVER ANSWERED MY EMAIL EITHER.

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Terry, hope you feel better, sometimes a good cup of coffee helps!!!

GOOD NIGHT, FRIENDS...

GOING TO BED NOW...HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT NIGHT & SLEEP TIGHT!!!

C U ALL IN THE A.M. XX

PATSY (MIELE) KIRK wrote: BTW, HOW IS VINNY DOING W/THE RENOVATIONS...??? I BET IT IS COMING ALONG GREAT!!!

Patsy ....they start Monday ....he gutted the whole apt, not like it needed to be! My Ex is almost finished at Janelle's. I have to laugh everytime you spell her name .....I ordered her birthday cake one time ...and they crossed the l's thinking her name was Janette.

I think thats so cute that Toniann hangs out with Debbie's Son!

nite Patsy Girl


Terry ....feel better .....it has to be allergies again. I woke up with a headache also. Time to clean our air filter again!

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Goodnight Everyone.....

Fes and whoever is still out ...get home safe!

Hey Jimmy Mack ....get your butt back! [-o<

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