Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

WARN ANYONE WHO IS ON CELL PHONES OR TEXTING WHILE THERE WALKING THERE WILL BE A CRAZY ITALIAN DRIVING A SCHOOTER
ON 5 AVE DONT GET IN HIS WAY

OK
SEE YOU GUYS LATER GOT TO GO EAT SOMETHING AND TAKE MY MEDS

GO OUT TODAY AND HAVE A GREAT DAY

LOVE AND PEACE TO YOU ALL

geriob1 wrote: Morning - Festina, Patsy, Jeanette & Deb.... Off to my last procedure before I leave for Alaska! They are taking an ultrasound of my thyroid to see if I have a growth... It's always something....

Patsy, I was talking to Aunt Carol yesterday & she said Her, Pat & especially RoseAnn have growths on their thyroid... Did you know that??? Do you have any thyroid problems???? Oh Well! Like I said always something.... See you all later with some jokes... BYE! XOX

hey cuz..no, thank god..
hope it all works out..xx

geriob1 wrote: Morning - Festina, Patsy, Jeanette & Deb.... Off to my last procedure before I leave for Alaska! They are taking an ultrasound of my thyroid to see if I have a growth... It's always something....

Patsy, I was talking to Aunt Carol yesterday & she said Her, Pat & especially RoseAnn have growths on their thyroid... Did you know that??? Do you have any thyroid problems???? Oh Well! Like I said always something.... See you all later with some jokes... BYE! XOX

hey cuz..no, thank god..
hope it all works out..xx

sorry, posted twice..

i got away for a nite
no where special
saw harry potter in 3D
that was cool ate at applebees
just chilled need more of that

hyhy7464 wrote:

HOW ADORABLE

of course i had to share my new bella photos with u all
shes getting so big so fast

helen,,glad you went out & enjoyed yourself..
bella is beautiful!!!

Nothing makes me happier than to see my kids happy. Kati's boyfriend just came home from being in Sweden and Poland for a month. She hasn't stopped smiling yet!!!!

geriob1 wrote: Morning - Festina, Patsy, Jeanette & Deb.... Off to my last procedure before I leave for Alaska! They are taking an ultrasound of my thyroid to see if I have a growth... It's always something....

Patsy, I was talking to Aunt Carol yesterday & she said Her, Pat & especially RoseAnn have growths on their thyroid... Did you know that??? Do you have any thyroid problems???? Oh Well! Like I said always something.... See you all later with some jokes... BYE! XOX

Geri & Janet ......hope it all turns out good for the both of you today!

Im still picturing Millie ...with the middle finger ....LOL

Debbie Bonavita McCarthy wrote:

Nothing makes me happier than to see my kids happy. Kati's boyfriend just came home from being in Sweden and Poland for a month. She hasn't stopped smiling yet!!!!

Deb ........how precious is that !

ANTHONY UMBRIA wrote: WARN ANYONE WHO IS ON CELL PHONES OR TEXTING WHILE THERE WALKING THERE WILL BE A CRAZY ITALIAN DRIVING A SCHOOTER
ON 5 AVE DONT GET IN HIS WAY

LOL......hey Umbria ....you better do the speed limit on the sidewalk
I hear there's a ticket blitz going on .....!!!

p.s. try to behave! (wink)

Helen ...how adorable.....I love when they're that small....they cant answer us back yet! Your Daughter looks just like you!

3 sisters, Ann, Jan and Fanny all have big feet. Ann and Jan go out on a double date. One of the the guys says "Jaysus, you've got big feet!" and Jan replies "You should see the the size of Our Fanny's ... they're fuggin' enormous!"

Hello everyone else ......hope your all having a good one!

Hey Meredith .....have a good one also!

MeredithB wrote: 3 sisters, Ann, Jan and Fanny all have big feet. Ann and Jan go out on a double date. One of the the guys says "Jaysus, you've got big feet!" and Jan replies "You should see the the size of Our Fanny's ... they're fuggin' enormous!"

That deserves this:








gotta run ....lata everyone!

she is back.......hi meredith been awhile since u bothered us. hope all is well and u r enjoying your summer as we all are

my baby and debbie brodbeck and charlie's baby

that is what life is all about!!!! our kids and grandkids

Quick hello...so busy today. Its so nice out today.

Helen - Bella is beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terry - I felt so bad for Josephine yesterday, she keep getting out of bed so they put her in the hallway to watch her and she was not very happy....Me and Laura keep going over to her to calm her down....but they would not put her back in the room...Its hard because we don't understand Italian so we don't know what she is saying....we felt so bad for her......we tried to help as much as we can, when we were leaving we saw her finally in bed and she was eating......

Peek in later.

Judy (Giordano) Banjany wrote: Quick hello...so busy today. Its so nice out today.

Helen - Bella is beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terry - I felt so bad for Josephine yesterday, she keep getting out of bed so they put her in the hallway to watch her and she was not very happy....Me and Laura keep going over to her to calm her down....but they would not put her back in the room...Its hard because we don't understand Italian so we don't know what she is saying....we felt so bad for her......we tried to help as much as we can, when we were leaving we saw her finally in bed and she was eating......

Peek in later.

no words can express the thanks for u being so thoughtful. thank u again we love u all!!!

Job Interview
While being interviewed for a job, the personnel manager said to the Maguire brothers:

'We're going to give you a written examination. Ten questions. Whoever gets most right we'll hire.'

Papers were produced and the boys set to work answering the general knowledge questions. When the time was up the personnel manager collected and marked the papers.

'Well,' said he, 'you've both got nine out often, but I'm giving Mick the job.'

'Why's that?' asked Pat.


i thought this was cute!!! i was also testing to see if i could do other stuff like u guys, instead of just photobucket and glitter graphics.. lol

'Well,' said the manager, 'you both got the same question wrong but he had

'I don't know this' and you had 'Neither do I!'.






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ok, my posting got screwd up...i posted at the bottom of the joke..wtf lol

oh well, at least i was able to get the joke on here...

Patsy - You are too, too funny.... I finally got the joke......... He was cheating right... lmao... I will probably post my last jokes later tonight and not tomorrow...... John is taking the computer apart to take it to get checked & cleaned out while we are gone...... Two days & counting....

First Joke of the evening....

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'