Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

have fun geri
very busy week ahead at work
patsy your hubby will know
they got to the board to pick runs tomoro
and then the nitemare begins for the office staff lol
may take a few days next week not sure

Janet - How did you make out with your eye????????

Thanks Helen, Try not to work too hard, especially since you are not feeling that hot.....

Another Silly Joke of the Evening.....

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.

They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in their body. The officer volunteering for retirement got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief Petty Officer who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie to my testicles."

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received.

But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Corps Officer.

The doctor arrived and instructed the Chief to "Drop 'em," which he did.

The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.

"Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed. "Where are your testicles?"

The old Chief calmly replied, " Vietnam ..."

My Dirty Joke of the Evening......

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral Sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room 'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND..........

Bad Joke of the Evening.....

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local
coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came
out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed
me, so I called him a 'PIG.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.' He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first..

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more
tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car
that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that
said, 'Obama '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.

Hi Everyone,
Hope you all had a nice weekend!!! They go by tooooo darn fast!
I'll go back and read what I missed a little later on but right now, I have a question for JIM:

Hi Jim, when we went to HF, the nuns selected 2 little girls and 2 little boys to dress up as nuns and priests and participate in a "Saint's Day" parade, I think in the Bronx. If you remember what this was called, I can't remember but my sister was chosen as one of the nuns around 1961 and I wanted to add a caption under her pic on FB. Thanks in advance. Mary Ann

GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY

I AM BACK HOME FOR NOW THAT IS

I LIKED BEENING OUT TODAY HAD A GOOD TIME COULD NOT GO IN THE SPRINKELER TO MANY KIDS THAT WAS OK JUST SEEING THEM MADE IT WORTH IT ALL KIDS AT PLAY

JUST FINISH EATNG MADE SAUAGE AND PEPPERS AND OINONS
FRESH CORN ON TE COB

WHO HAS IT BETTER THEN A BROOKLYN BOY

I know, I know... Enough with the jokes.... He! He! He!...

Hi MaryAnn & Anthony.....

SORRY MARYANN I JUST CANT LET THIS ONE GO BY

IT WAS CALLED BOY DRESSED AS PREST AND GIRL AS NUN
FOR ALL SAINTS DAY PARADE

HEY GERI
HOW YOU BE MY HOMEY AWAY FROM HOME

HEY JOEY

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU HIDEING
OK MAYBE WEEK DAYS
BUT HOW ABOUT THE WEEKENDS

EVEN I AM STARTING TO MISS YOU
YEAH

Not sure if I will get a chance to get back on tomorrow morning because John will be taking the computer in for a check-up....

If I can't get back on, I will talk to you all when I get back in 2 weeks.... Take care... Love Ya All!

Festina, See They Dance in Alaska Too... lol

Ant - I Be Good! lol... Getting ready for the big trip on Wednesday.... Can't wait...

OH BOY GERI I HOPE YOUR PUTTER GETS GOOD NEWS
ILL SAY A LITTLE PARY FOR IT OK

YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME 2 WEEKS HOW LUCKY ARE YOU

I would be lost without my putter... Even though I only do this blog & my e-mail.... It relaxes me...

See you all tomorrow... I hope... Good Night....

HEY WHERE IS EVERYBODY ELSE

They Are Probably out enjoying the great weather you guys had today.... Well Gotta run & finish last minute stuff.... See you later Ant....

OK GERI

TALK TO YOU LATER
GUESS ILL GO WATCH SOME T.V.

geriob1 wrote: Patsy - You are too, too funny.... I finally got the joke......... He was cheating right... lmao... I will probably post my last jokes later tonight and not tomorrow...... John is taking the computer apart to take it to get checked & cleaned out while we are gone...... Two days & counting....

too funny i finally got the joke
have a wonderful vacation u deserve it. enjoy and have fun give my love to your brother,

geriob1 wrote: They Are Probably out enjoying the great weather you guys had today.... Well Gotta run & finish last minute stuff.... See you later Ant....

i was ordering the candy for the reunion. have a headache from that crap. lol

geriob1 wrote: Bad Joke of the Evening.....

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local
coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came
out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed
me, so I called him a 'PIG.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.' He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first..

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more
tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car
that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that
said, 'Obama '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.

[b]this was a great joke i loved it

Jeanette LaGreca wrote: good night patsy
i have to tell you this story,my sister rosie want to know what im wearing to the reunion, i said i havent thought about it, why she want to know what she should wear.so she is thinking about what to wear,because there going to be people she hasent seen in years 82 years old still worring about style lol
then my sister marie called asked me the same question, gave her the same answer, then she want me to read the names of the people her age who is giong to be there, she 75 years, maybe she is thinking their might some old boyfriends there lol

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Hi Jeanette, I haven't been on for a couple of days but I thought about taking my mom to the reunion-------- as it turns out, we can't come anyway, she turned 80 in Feb. I figured she might know some to the older women there and I would have loved to meet everyone. Talk to you soon!

HELLO....JUST DOING A TYPE BY.......I'M OK......JUST HAVE NOT BEEN ON THE PC AT ALL
...NO BLOG...NO FACEBOOK...NO MYSPACE
...BUT ..I AM OK
...I'M NOT GONE......JUST AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE
...I DO MISS YOU ALL AND STILL CARE FOR YOU ALL...SO DON'T WORRY
....I WILL BE BACK AGAIN

.....PEACE AND LOVE

pinto wrote: HELLO....JUST DOING A TYPE BY.......I'M OK......JUST HAVE NOT BEEN ON THE PC AT ALL
...NO BLOG...NO FACEBOOK...NO MYSPACE
...BUT ..I AM OK
...I'M NOT GONE......JUST AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE
...I DO MISS YOU ALL AND STILL CARE FOR YOU ALL...SO DON'T WORRY
....I WILL BE BACK AGAIN

.....PEACE AND LOVE

hey drummer boy how the hell r u miss u very much

r u playing at the reunion????

T-BONE.....I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW

T-Bone51 wrote:

my baby and debbie brodbeck and charlie's baby

TERRY IS THIS YOUR SON, VERY GOOD LOOKING!
VERY PRETTY BRIDE!

hyhy7464 wrote:

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BABY!!!! IS SHE YOURS?