Dog Adoption Agency's Pit Bull Bit Me

em26

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Em26]So , yeah , tomorrow is supposed to be like mostly sunny and 52 degrees.

Nice weather nice weather..... :sunny: :flower:

I hear the sun is going to come up in the East again, and go down in the West.

The leaves have peaked in this area. North of here, they peaked earlier.
South of here, they haven't peaked yet....

Is that so? :scratch:

Innnnnteresting......




Tell me more.

bebevonbernstein

Yep, I have as much of a sense of humor as the next guy (more, actually) -- but don't forget: 4.7 million people a year are bitten by dogs, and multiple people had to die pretty grisly deaths so that ya'll could make fun of those serial killers.

But hey, Happy Halloween!

anastasia beaverhausen

You have to admit - some people deserve a good ol' fashioned killing.

modsquad

Richard Speck after whoremon injections

hamilton

..looks like someone removed the Speck from your eye.

brooklynpotter

BrooklynGigCenter wrote:

That is horrible and cruel, not funny at all. That cat was terrified and freaking out.

i'm sorry, i think it's horrible for that poor cat. however, it was the perfect response for the "temper testing" of dogs post.

booklaw, how do you bath a cat? depends on the cat. if i tried to bathe my cat she'd slash me to death. my old cat hated water but was docile, so i brought him to the enclosed shower at my mom's house, the one with the door, and saw down and put water on and poured buckets over his head while he moaned.

really? a groomer.

whynot_31

Em26 wrote: [quote=whynot_31][quote=Em26]So , yeah , tomorrow is supposed to be like mostly sunny and 52 degrees.

Nice weather nice weather..... :sunny: :flower:

I hear the sun is going to come up in the East again, and go down in the West.

The leaves have peaked in this area. North of here, they peaked earlier.
South of here, they haven't peaked yet....

Is that so? :scratch:

Innnnnteresting......




Tell me more.


Yesterday's wind, and today's rain have caused most of the leaves to fall to the ground. They will now blow around.

Around rymes with ground.

hamilton

how profound

em26

Oooh , how you astound , me , with your words of weather.

Far better than the arguing and name calling that might again gather.

To read about the wind , the leaves , the sun , I'd rather.

hamilton

I supervise a dog named Buster ,who drains all the energy I can muster.
He's a demanding hound, who devours meat by the pound.
If his needs are not met ,he does things I regret.
Last week on the street he smelled your meat and did something crass,he jumped up and bit your ass.
You yelled and screamed rants , but all I could do ,was give you $35.00 ,for a new pair of pants.
If shopping in the hood again, it would be swell, if you buy meat for Buster as well.

whynot_31

haiku!

shishkab

gesundheit!

raw

Hamilton wrote: I supervise a dog named Buster ,who drains all the energy I can muster.
He's a demanding hound, who devours meat by the pound.
If his needs are not met ,he does things I regret.
Last week on the street he smelled your meat and did something crass,he jumped up and bit your ass.
You yelled and screamed rants , but all I could do ,was give you $35.00 ,for a new pair of pants.
If in the shopping in the hood again, it would be swell, if you buy meat for Buster as well.

This is wonderful! Do we have a melody to accompany this great poem???? We could play a sample of barking dogs with the chorus.

em26

Hamilton wrote: I supervise a dog named Buster ,who drains all the energy I can muster.
He's a demanding hound, who devours meat by the pound.
If his needs are not met ,he does things I regret.
Last week on the street he smelled your meat and did something crass,he jumped up and bit your ass.
You yelled and screamed rants , but all I could do ,was give you $35.00 ,for a new pair of pants.
If in the shopping in the hood again, it would be swell, if you buy meat for Buster as well.

LOL!

That is awesome. =D>

hamilton

raw wrote: [quote=Hamilton]I supervise a dog named Buster ,who drains all the energy I can muster.
He's a demanding hound, who devours meat by the pound.
If his needs are not met ,he does things I regret.
Last week on the street he smelled your meat and did something crass,he jumped up and bit your ass.
You yelled and screamed rants , but all I could do ,was give you $35.00 ,for a new pair of pants.
If in the shopping in the hood again, it would be swell, if you buy meat for Buster as well.

This is wonderful! Do we have a melody to accompany this great poem???? We could play a sample of barking dogs with the chorus.

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Yes,I was thinking about Elvis's , You Ain't Nothing But A Pound Dog.

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