Apocalypse Now!

jamzer

The Pagens gave us Christmas, why would they take it back?

anastasia beaverhausen

modsquad wrote:
Pagan checking for oncoming traffic before it invades Park Slope.

If all pagans have asses like that, I'm more than willing to start sacrificing babies and worshiping moonbeams.

rockergirl77

modsquad wrote:
Pagan checking for oncoming traffic before it invades Park Slope.

Not just checking for oncoming traffic - actually waiting until the light turns green to walk across the street.

modsquad

Jamzer wrote: The Pagens gave us Christmas, why would they take it back?

We haven't slaughtered enough virgins.

rockergirl77

Wait - are we talking about the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers? Or a different group of Pagans?

bigguy

Basically anyone who doesn't believe in the divinity of Santa (bless his holy name hallelujah). Those who profane his holy name will burn when the day of judgment comes.

brooklynpotter

interesting that santa is an anagram for satan

carnivore

bigguy

brooklynpotter wrote: interesting that santa is an anagram for satan

Yes, he is the anti-Santa. I think he takes presents *away* from little kids and like eats elves or something. Not a great guy.

modsquad

RockerGirl77 wrote: Wait - are we talking about the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers? Or a different group of Pagans?

No, not the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers.
The Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers (Reformed) or P.S.P.S.C.M.T.K.V.S. (Reformed) USA for short.

bigguy

modsquad wrote: [quote=RockerGirl77]Wait - are we talking about the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers? Or a different group of Pagans?

No, not the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers.
The Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers (Reformed) or P.S.P.S.C.M.T.K.V.S. (Reformed) USA for short.

Actually I think the group split into a couple of factions. So now in addition to the original "Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers (Reformed)", we now have:

Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers (Reformed) People's Front

and

The People's Front of the Park Slope Pagan Skinhead Cat-Masturbator Turkey Killer Virgin Sacrificers (Reformed)

whynot_31

How about the ones who were taken over by aliens, and then passed themselves off as normal?

You don't want to leave them out.

hamilton

modsquad wrote: [quote=Jamzer]The Pagens gave us Christmas, why would they take it back?

We haven't slaughtered enough virgins.

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Are there any left to slaughter.