4th Annual Brooklynian FESTIVUS!

mougar

whynot_31 wrote: I will free us from the horrible social support programs, and distribute free beer instead.

No one is taken in by your promises of 'free beer'. It is obviously just a skunked 6-pack of PBR that your dog [edit: or possibly beaver] peed on.

MOD

I'll vote for the 19th if whynot buys me a drink and brings us a crave case.

whynot_31

Mougar wrote: [quote=whynot_31]I will free us from the horrible social support programs, and distribute free beer instead.

No one is taken in by your promises of 'free beer'. It is obviously just a skunked 6-pack of PBR that your dog [edit: or possibly beaver] peed on.

Mougar derides my plan as unfeasible and unattractive. However, he present no plan of his own. This more of the same tired rhetoric that we are used to hearing from his side of the aisle. We need change! Support change by supporting the 19th, and rejecting the negativism of Mougar.

The 12th is but one day after the 11th. We all remember September 11th and how Mougar and his ilk attacked us on that day. We can not simply act like the 12th just another day, and celebrate it. We must remember that people like Mougar are waiting to attack us at every turn. We must remain vigilant, and celebrate on the 19th.

We must send a clear message around the world that we will not tolerate Mougar and his young, unproven, and optimistic ways.

scarlett

Wow. We COULD have one both nights! The 12th at Franklin Park as originally designed, and the 19th in Park Slope at Buttermilk. BigGuy is your pole long enough to reach across both nabes?

mougar

whynot_31 wrote: Mougar derides my plan as unfeasible and unattractive. However, he present no plan of his own. This more of the same tired rhetoric that we are used to hearing from his side of the aisle. We need change! Support change by supporting the 19th, and rejecting the negativism of Mougar.

Of course I have a plan. I will bring free beer to all while at the same time lowering taxes and balancing the budget. And it will be good beer too. Certainly not beaver pee.

Obviously I'm not going to reveal the specifics of this plan here. If our enemies were to learn of this plan, they would try to stop it. But just give me six months, and if I haven't distributed the free beer by then, you can come back and tear down my White Row House fence.

whynot_31

Mougar wrote: [quote=whynot_31]Mougar derides my plan as unfeasible and unattractive. However, he present no plan of his own. This more of the same tired rhetoric that we are used to hearing from his side of the aisle. We need change! Support change by supporting the 19th, and rejecting the negativism of Mougar.

Of course I have a plan. I will bring free beer to all while at the same time lowering taxes and balancing the budget. And it will be good beer too. Certainly not beaver pee.

Obviously I'm not going to reveal the specifics of this plan here. If our enemies were to learn of this plan, they would try to stop it. But just give me six months, and if I haven't distributed the free beer by then, you can come back and tear down my White Row House fence.

Mougar is proposing that government solve all of your problems, yet does not disclose that everything has a cost. He will raise this money for this "free good beer" but will not disclose how. He will likely do it by cutting support programs for our neediest citizens (our elderly grandmothers) and by killing puppies and selling their bodies and fur to labs and famous fornicators in Hollywood (respectively).

Mougar's beer will be made from the blood of late term abortions.

anastasia beaverhausen

scarlett wrote: Wow. We COULD have one both nights! The 12th at Franklin Park as originally designed, and the 19th in Park Slope at Buttermilk. BigGuy is your pole long enough to reach across both nabes?

MY VOTE! Fuck Whynot and Mouger. Posers. VOTE SCARLETT!!

MOD

Can we franklyn park on 19th and buttermilk on the 12th??

whynot_31

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=scarlett]Wow. We COULD have one both nights! The 12th at Franklin Park as originally designed, and the 19th in Park Slope at Buttermilk. BigGuy is your pole long enough to reach across both nabes?

MY VOTE! Fuck Whynot and Mouger. Posers. VOTE SCARLETT!!

By proposing that this event take place on two days, you are undermining the sanctity of the 19th. You can not simply drink for the heck of it whenever you want. Drinking is not a simple act of pleasure. Drinking is gift, given to us by (some entity) that must be taken seriously, and blessed by the populace.

Those of you who drink without the blessing of the populace will be charged with criminal offenses, unable to visit your partners in the hospital after they pass out, and be the subject of ridicule.

P.S. the fact that I can type this crap this quickly indicates I watched far too much Fox this past election season.

PS #2: Having two events is a good idea. I could also come after my event on the 12th.

mougar

whynot_31 wrote: Mougar's beer will be made from the blood of late term abortions.

It is with deep regret that I must announce my departure from this race to spend more time with my beautiful wife and two adorable children. Although the timing may appear suspicious, it has nothing to do with whynot's ridiculous accusation that I run a secret fetal blood brewery

Life on the road these past months has been very difficult on all of us. I am proud of what I have accomplished in such a short time. My presence in the race brought the discourse to a higher level, and helped shift the debate to the issues that matter, namely free beer.

whynot_31

I now fear that I may lose the race, despite being the only canditate. How humiliating is that!

scarlett

whynot, drinking IS a simple act of pleasure!!!!!!!!

Mama, I am def up for Buttermilk this week and official Festivus at FP next week.

Whynot, why not change the poll -- why are you so obsessed with poles anyway? I mean polls.

whynot_31

scarlett wrote: whynot, drinking IS a simple act of pleasure!!!!!!!!

Whynot, why not change the poll -- why are you so obsessed with poles anyway? I mean polls.

Scarlett, do not attempt to dignify my posts with responses.

As she will gladly tell you, Mamacita is under no obligation to adhere to the results of the poll. She will tell us tht she gave us the opportunity to vote, yet we voted "wrong" ...and then ban us, change our avatar to one of her choosing, send us a warning, and then have it on the day of her choice.

Seriously, pick a date and lets start drinking.

MOD

Hum! [-(

sweet tea

i vote FP on the 12th, as it's in stumbling distance of my house and i can't come on the 19th.

or we could just all pee on a fellow brooklynian and call it a night.

mougar

I second FP for the 12th for the same reason as sweet tea.

Also that Aji place looks awesome. I loved getting a bowl of roasted corn nuts when I was in Peru. And Lomo Saltado. And Pisco Sours.

anastasia beaverhausen

Buttermilk the 12th and FP the 19th! It's ON

carnivore

FP the 12th and Weather Up the 19th!!!

anastasia beaverhausen

Carnivore wrote: FP the 12th and Weather Up the 19th!!!

Llama's can't vote. Piss off.

whynot_31

people voting for the 12th can't vote.

carnivore

FP on the 12th is a done deal. The 19th is still negotiable.

anastasia beaverhausen

Carnivore wrote: FP on the 12th is a done deal. The 19th is still negotiable.

You're the BOSS OF ME!!!! I'm telling Mama! She'll agree with you!

You are awesome.

carnivore

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Carnivore]FP on the 12th is a done deal. The 19th is still negotiable.

You're the BOSS OF ME!!!! I'm telling Mama! She'll agree with you!

Yes and yes.

FP on the 12th it is!

scarlett

If Beaver is making me trek all the hell the way over to Crown heights, I vote for Buttermilk ONE of the nights!!!!!!!!!!!!

anastasia beaverhausen

Well crap. Fucked that up, didn't I?

carnivore

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Well crap. Fucked that up, didn't I?

LOL.

anastasia beaverhausen

scarlett wrote: If Beaver is making me trek all the hell the way over to Crown heights, I vote for Buttermilk ONE of the nights!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sniff* it's okay, Scarlett. We'll have our own Festivus. All by our lonesomes. Screw these people! We'll pick up more hotties without them weighing us down.

scarlett

That is for sure! Then Ian will be sad he missed our tasseled celebration!

MOD

This is funny. The airing of grievances is going to be AWESOME this year!!

Ps... I live off 5th and can meet any PS people to go over together. Jusy PM me. Hell we can be lazy and split a cab.

whynot_31

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote:
*sniff* it's okay, Scarlett. We'll have our own Festivus. All by our lonesomes. Screw these people! We'll pick up more hotties without them weighing us down.

What?! We are the hotties. In your dreams can you pick up hotties without us...

See you at FP on the 12th. ...I'll be late, and omg 40!