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phtvguy

VoodooNYC wrote: Only on your second glass? Lightweight.

it's early

voodoonyc

Carmen wrote: Ok this event is officially closed aside from those who already RSVPed. Ive got-
Mama +1 possibly
Ana
Voodoo
Mougar
Whynot + Mrs

plus one/two more guests. Pleaaaase byob if you plan on drinking and feel free to bring food if you like! Ill message everyone my address tomorrow.

I'll bring wine and stinky cheese. And a bottle of wine for the hostess. Cause you should.

mougar

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen][quote=whynot_31][quote=Mougar][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Mougar is forbidden from bringing cabbage dumplings. Your house will stink to high heaven. That shit is nasty.

Whatever, I'll just bring what I'm told to bring.

good to know the little brother knows his place.

He knows the wrath he'll face if he disobeys. He's posturing for his public.

Mougar, while you are at it, protect me from Beav. ...and when Carmen tells me I am annoying her and she is out of Salsa, you should volunteer to go get it.
i can't do what i'm told if you all tell me to do different things.

Mama, you and Papi will protect me right?

voodoonyc

Mougar wrote: [quote=whynot_31][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen][quote=whynot_31][quote=Mougar][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Mougar is forbidden from bringing cabbage dumplings. Your house will stink to high heaven. That shit is nasty.

Whatever, I'll just bring what I'm told to bring.

good to know the little brother knows his place.

He knows the wrath he'll face if he disobeys. He's posturing for his public.

Mougar, while you are at it, protect me from Beav. ...and when Carmen tells me I am annoying her and she is out of Salsa, you should volunteer to go get it.
i can't do what i'm told if you all tell me to do different things.

Mama, you and Papi will protect me right?

Wimp. Just go get the salsa when you're told. Everything will be fine. I promise.

carmen

Alright everyone should have a message from me with my address. Let me know if you need more info!

voodoonyc

Carmen wrote: Alright everyone should have a message from me with my address. Let me know if you need more info!

I just managed to delete my entire inbox. Can someone send me the address again?

Note: There are two delete buttons in the lower right corner of PMs. Don't hit the "delete all messages" button if you want to keep your inbox. Duh.

:oops:

rocky

Are you sure you were invited, Voodoo? ;-)

MOD

Ha! I sent it to you Doodoohead. I'm looking forward to the stinky cheese.

voodoonyc

Flexichick wrote: Are you sure you were invited, Voodoo? ;-)

I'm honestly not sure of anything anymore. I can't even manage my inbox. I think all those posts from cafeaulait a/k/a JAH rattled me.

Mamacita wrote: Ha! I sent it to you Doodoohead. I'm looking forward to the stinky cheese.

Thanks, Mama. I think a stop at Stinky on Smith is definitely in order.

MOD

Dumplings Mougar, DUMPLINGS!!! With shrimp, lots and lots of shrimp!! It's Beaver's favorite!

anastasia beaverhausen

Mamacita wrote: Dumplings Mougar, DUMPLINGS!!! With shrimp, lots and lots of shrimp!! It's Beaver's favorite!

Shove it up your Swedish Meatball.

whynot_31

Mougar, you can just give me your ATM card and PIN.

...unlike Mama and Beav, I don't want you to go out of your way.

MOD

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Mamacita]Dumplings Mougar, DUMPLINGS!!! With shrimp, lots and lots of shrimp!! It's Beaver's favorite!

Shove it up your Swedish Meatball.

Mummmm A dumpling with a meatball in it..Yum!

whynot_31

I almost feel sorry for Mougar.... I have a conscience.

voodoonyc

Someone tell Whynot to stop PMing me. It's making me very uncomfortable. So much so that I had to change my signature.

anastasia beaverhausen

VoodooNYC wrote: Someone tell Whynot to stop PMing me. It's making me very uncomfortable. So much so that I had to change my signature.

Did you two have a fight? Awww...it'll be okay!

mougar

VoodooNYC wrote: Sorry, I only accept PMs from women. Go bother Mougar.

I don't accept powdery mildew from anyone.

whynot_31

I was simply telling him how to use the delete button. ...and how there was no undelete feature. I tried to say it at a level he could understand, but he took it all wrong.

I think he thinks I want to have relations with him.

He'd be wrong.

MOD

Beaver doesn't want Mougar's dumplings. Maybe whynot want's them?

voodoonyc

Whynot, you must be thinking of Mama, not me:

Mamacita wrote: Well, I do sense some man-love between you and Voodoo... I you know, dat cool.

And really, just ick.

carmen

You guys gotta be nice and promise to not talk about too much "board drama" since my poor boyfriend will be there and he doesnt know this is an intertube party. He just doesnt have cable and wants RW action.

whynot_31

Mamacita wrote: Beaver doesn't want Mougar's dumplings. Maybe whynot want's them?

Mougar, if I eat your dumplings, will you think that I want you?

...because I've already had something similar happen to me today, and I don't want you to get the wrong idea.

I don't know how Voodoo got the wrong idea, but we'll work it out.

voodoonyc

Carmen wrote: You guys gotta be nice and promise to not talk about too much "board drama" since my poor boyfriend will be there and he doesnt know this is an intertube party. He just doesnt have cable and wants RW action.

I promise. But how are you going to explain the 10 drooling complete strangers in your apartment to him? Just wondering.

carmen

I'll explain it right before everyone gets here (and after I lure him in with promises of tostidos. hes a sucker for food.) Plus I do know SOME of you assholes. Mama, at least.

whynot_31

Carmen wrote: I'll explain it right before everyone gets here (and after I lure him in with promises of tostidos. hes a sucker for food.) Plus I do know SOME of you assholes. Mama, at least.

How long have you two been going out? Has he met the 'rents yet?
If he survives us, he can totally survive your parents.

carmen

Lol, just two months and no rents. He's just now starting to be eased into the friends groups, so we'll call this immersion therapy.

whynot_31

Do we get to ask him questions to see if he is worthy? Can we ask him his intentions?

carmen

whynot_31 wrote: Do we get to ask him questions to see if he is worthy? Can we ask him his intentions?

Sure! Its like having parents...except they're a bunch of strangers from the internet! Welcome to my family, honey!

*boyfriend runs out of the door when I'm too drunk to notice*

mougar

Carmen wrote: *boyfriend runs out of the door when I'm too drunk to notice*

If we get him loaded enough on dumplings and wine, he won't be running anywhere except the toilet.

whynot_31

Mougar wrote: [quote=Carmen]*boyfriend runs out of the door when I'm too drunk to notice*

If we get him loaded enough on dumplings and wine, he won't be running anywhere except the toilet.

Can we get his picture? I don't want think he is voodoo by mistake.