dogs on the golf course ??

garfunky

a guy met another man on the golf course and they decided to play together.
The other man had his dog with him.

On the very first hole, the man with the dog sank a 29 foot putt for birdie. As soon as the ball hit the bottom of the cup, the dog stood up on his hind two legs and started to enthusiastically dance the jig.

"WOW" said the other man. "That dog actually looks EXCITED that you made that putt. Tell me, what does he do if you miss?"

"Well," said the man with the dog, "if I miss, he does flips."

"Flips? Really?? That's amazing. How many flips does he do?"

"Well," said the man with the dog....

"it depends on how hard I kick the little ba$tard."