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If you saw ___ in the back of a police car — Brooklynian

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If you saw ___ in the back of a police car

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scarlett

June 2009 edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff

What would you think he/she got arrested for?

Applies to brooklynian members only (well, except for my sometimes drunk friend who lurks every day now).

If I saw Flexi in the back of a cop car, I would think it was for bashing in a racoon head with her casted foot.

If I saw Mamacita's Papi in the back of a cruiser, I would know he finally got arrested for that dwarf sex ring he has going in the basement.

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