Buyers Beware: the great Trojan Magnum Caper!

liftandcut

At some of the corner stores in Prospect Heights phony Trojan Magnums are being sold. They can be identified by serrated edges that are connected. Trojan has been packaging them pre-separated. When opened, the fakes are barely bigger than a quarter (same size as the NYC condoms). On the barely positive side, the bootleg versions are much thinner. Just a heads-up...

mypasswordwontwork

But, just think.....a guy can think he's too big for a Magnum! Don't squash their dreams :-)

liftandcut

Hah! Indeed.

MOD

Holy shit, liftandcut is hung like a rhino! How else would he know :shock:

liftandcut

All right...

jeffrey

Subject: Re: Buyers Beware: the great Trojan Magnum Caper!

liftandcut wrote: Just a heads-up...

There's a joke in there somewhere.

jayce

I am additionally entertained by the fact that liftandcut isn't sure which of the many bodegas... hung like a rhino and needing frequent restock it should seem.

liftandcut

I do know which ones are carrying them but since I'm friendly with some of the owner's I don't want to name them. I just advise buying them at drug stores.

catwalkertexasranger

The copy store on Washington has free condoms and lube. They can help you get the job done without the bootleg snafu.