Move your @#$ stroller!

tim_catts

HER)
Here we are, just the two of us together
Takin' this crazy chance to be all alone
We both know that we should not be together
‘Cause if we’re found out, it could mess up
Both our happy homes

(HIM)
I hate to think about us all meetin' up together
‘Cause as soon as I look at you it will show on my face, yeah
Then they’ll know that we’ve been loving each other
We can’t let ‘em know, no, no, no
We can’t leave a trace

(BOTH)
Secret lovers, yeah, that’s what we are
We shouldn't be together
But we can’t let go, no, no
‘Cause we love
each other so
Ooh…ooh…

(HER)
Sittin’ at home, I do nothin’ all day
But I think about you and hope that you’re okay
Hopin’ you’ll call before anyone gets home
I wait anxiously alone by the phone
(HIM)
How could something so wrong be so right
I wish we didn’t have to keep our love out of sight, yeah
Livin' two lives just ain’t easy at all
But we gotta hang on in there or fall

CHORUS:
(BOTH)
Secret lovers, yeah, that’s what we are
Tryin’ so hard to hide the way we feel
‘Cause we both belong to someone else
But we can’t let go
‘Cause what we feel is, oh, so real
So real, so real

(BOTH)
You and me, are we fair
Is this cruel or do we care
Can they tell what’s in our minds
Maybe they’ve had secret loves all of the time

(HIM)
In the middle of makin' love we notice the time
We both get nervous ‘cause it’s way after nine
(HER)
Even though we hate it, we know it’s time that we go
We gotta be careful so that no one will know

CHORUS
So real, so real

drunken revival

Julius Orange wrote: Do you still want to meet up with me for that drink?

Yeah, kinda....that is why I asked. I admit to being a little curious as to who/what is behind your ridiculousness.

carmen

JO has actually met some of us. DR is an enigma

karl the druid

Flexichick wrote:
(BOTH)
Secret lovers, yeah, that’s what we are
We shouldn't be together
But we can’t let go, no, no
‘Cause we love
each other so
Ooh…ooh…l

i counter with this:


[julie]
daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault
he means so much to me
daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...
just you wait and see.

[joey]
she called me up, late last night
she said joe, don't come over
dad and i just had a fight and he stormed out the door
"i've never seen him act his this way
my god, hes goin' crazy
he says he's gonna make you pay for what we've done
he's got a gun, so

[julie, joey and daddy]
run joey run joey run
daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault
he means so much to me
daddy please don't we're gonna get married...
just you wait and see

[joey]
i got in my car 'n' drove like mad
till I reached julie's place
she ran to me with tears in her eyes
and bruises on her face
all at once i saw him there, sneakin' up behind me, (watchout)
then julie yelled he's got a gun
and she stepped in front of me
suddenly a shot rang out and I saw Julie falling
I ran to her, I held her close
when I looked down my hands were red
and here's the last words julie said...

[slow it down, julie]
daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault
he means so much to me
daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...
aaahhh...ahhhh
aaahhh...ahhhh

[everybody]
run joey run joey run joey run joey run joey run

pmonk

andypants wrote: Wow. I'm with the original poster. If I am carrying a 50 pound bag of laundry and clearly having trouble getting it down the street and you are walking towards me with a stroller with a baby in it - GET THE EF OUT OF MY WAY!!!!! Just because you have a baby doesn't mean the entire world revolves around you. You just have a baby. That's it. Nothing about you makes you special. GET THE EF OUT OF MY WAY!!!!! Thank you.

This also goes to people walking dogs on a retractable leash when the owner is on the far left side of the street and the dog is on the far right side of the street. This goes to the teenagers who walk 4 people side by side and won't give up the sidewalk to anyone else.

Oh, and by the way...you don't actually need to get out of my way. I will simply continue to bodycheck when you refuse to move. I move for 9 out of 10 people - the 10th person get slammed and hopefully knocked to the ground. And when that person sits there with "What the heck just happened" plastered all over their face (which I have seen when I bodycheck someone), perhaps that person will GET THE EF OUT OF SOMEONE'S WAY the next time.

On behalf of all of us - thank you for allowing us to live in YOUR city.

hamilton

Fitzroy Sq wrote: [quote=Julius Orange]

Yum, a cotton candy tree! I've heard the orchards are gorgeous.

**************************************************

Thank god for migrant workers, who else would pick cotton candy for us.

jamzer

Meanwhile..................

People pushing children in strollers continue to destroy the fabric of society.

Too funny.

stewart

And oddly, when there's been a blizzard and there's about three inches of clear sidewalk, they don't suddenly become intelligent walkers and accommodate other people.
Sigh.