Today, I Saw A Man In His Underwear ...

easilyfound

walking up 7th Avenue, at 10th Street, around noon today. From what I could see looking from my position behind him as he walked, was that he was wearing a pair of oversized boxers with obvious shit stains. I know I didn't imagine this. Did anyone else see this or know anything about such a man?

lillithofarc

OMG! The heat brings out the wack jobs. Stand clear of the individual and let him live his own life. As long as he is not doing any harm to himself or anyone else there is no reason to call the police or make an issue of this.

brooklynboyyee

Could be an Alzheimer's patient.

booklaw

Personally, i would be concerned that anyone as unconcerned about society's norms as that guy is could cross the line into violence at any time. Who knows what might set him off? Two young moms with double strollers side by side on a crowded sidewalk? Little kids on razor scooters not looking where they're going? A hipster gabbing on a fancy smartphone?

I'd err on the side of caution and report his dirty ass to 911.

slopeduder

I'm pretty sure its not illegal to crap in your pants. Or I'd be in jail.

whynot_31

I bet some psychology PhD student has done a study that found a correlation between shit stained boxers as ones only apparel, AND a low frustration tolerance.

I bet the paper concluded that more research and research funding was required before causation could be declared.

Those PhD students never like to take a stand on anything.

supreme_ian

damn i aint be in here in for EVER ahahahah

good to see the maddness is still being "reported" ahahahah

whynot WHAT UPPPPPP neighbor !

whynot_31

Brooklynian: Your website for reports of lost cats, and guys walking walking around in their shitty drawers.

Supreme Ian-

Where you been?

parkslopegay

Dont worry, he is just visiting from San Francisco.

landlord

Hospital patient

parksloperite

I miss Park Slope.

yoda

My Ex

drano

Was he Twittering? Could be Weiner hitting rock bottom.