Dear lying bag of puss,

brooksignal

You anonymously left a note on the door of my apartment yesterday afternoon between 5:30 and 6:00 saying that my dog was yapping hysterically for over two hours. I was only out for thirty minutes, that's how I know quite precisely the time you left it. My dog barks when my neighbor passes with her dog, my dog barks when you ring my doorbell, my dog does not and was not barking for hours on end yesterday as I was not out for nearly that long. Next time don't grossly exaggerate and sign your name so we can discuss it.

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the psycho-ologist

I had a friend who had a "constantly yapping" dog. I am not saying you have one, but if yapping is a problem, you might want to have a CD with your voice on it. Make sure you record it using the same tone of voice you use when you are playing /being loving towards your dog. Put the CD on repeat before you go out, so that your dog hears you when you go out. At the same time, she also had a pile of dirty/freshly worn clothing with her sweat on it near her dog's bed. It worked for her.

inpixels

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