Lady Running through Prospect Park

mazzlefrass

Has anyone seen the lady running through Prospect Park around the picnic house at approximately 2:30 every afternoon. I'm guessing she might be a performance artist as there are sometimes as many as a dozen people running after her with earphones watching/running after her. She's always wearing running gear; a fluorescent green top, black running pants, arm-warmers and a fanny pack of water bottles. I've seen her a dozen times or so but have yet to figure out who/what she's doing. Brooklynian, you're my only hope...

whyfi

She hot? You lookin' to get her phone number?

jeffrey

Sure that's a lady?

whynot_31

Could she be one of those super enthusiastic personal trainer types that leads an outdoor exercise program?

MOD

See, now here is a prime example of a brooklynian thread where conjecture, assumptions, and rampant speculation is not only encouraged but practically mandatory. :thumright:

ringrunner

Sounds like

http://www.runwomanshow.com/

whyfi

It was a lot more fun not knowing.

whynot_31

We should totally start charging people for this service. However, We should make sure we can collect even if we guess wrong.

MOD

I heard she wasn't technically a lady and it was closer to the vale of cashmere...

whynot_31

If a guy wants to be referred to as female, I'm ok with that.

jack krohn

Wow, she sold out a "tour" in......Calgary (how many tickets were available? 10? 15?). Next stop: Yankee Stadium!

slopeduder

ringrunner said:

Sounds like

http://www.runwomanshow.com/

That trailer was the most irritating two minutes I've experienced in quite while, can't imagine paying for the privilege to listen to 73 more.

jeffrey

Mamacita said:

I heard she wasn't technically a lady and it was closer to the vale of cashmere...

She said "Hey babe, take a run on the wild side." And all the creepy guys on bikes go doo de-doo doo de-doo... :-00

mazzlefrass

Thanks ringrunner - Thats it! Its been annoying watching her trip and folly through the park all summer/fall and have no idea way she's doing. -WhyFi, I completely agree, it was, indeed, much more fun not knowing.