sex on a PH roof?

alafairnadia

for once, we're posting a story from Curbed, not getting poached by the lazy-asses:

A tipster forwards this letter from the Board "of a Prospect Heights condo":

Residents and their guests are not allowed to engage in sexual acts on the roof or in any other area outside of the privacy of a unit. A couple was observed engaged in sex on the roof (not the 4th floor deck) outside the stairwell by the 10th floor compactor shoot. Please be respectful of our building's residents, which includes children of all ages, and our guests. Also, remember that unit owners are responsible for the actions of their guests. This particular situation could have been very embarrassing to the unit owner that observed the situation as they had guests over the weekend and the culprits were plainly visible from a unit owner's deck. Personally, I hope that this is the last time a matter like this has to be brought to the Board's attention.

Ah, if only the fornicators had done their business on the 4th floor sex deck.

armchair_warrior

ewwwwww man people have no respect for other people at all.

kosherdave

armchair_warrior wrote: ewwwwww man people have no respect for other people at all.

I think it's hot. Well, I guess it would depend on the people doing it, but still, it's likely pretty hot.

stacey

kosherdave wrote: I think it's hot. Well, I guess it would depend on the people doing it, but still, it's likely pretty hot.

Only if you dont put a blanket down on the tar

armchair_warrior

stacey wrote: [quote=kosherdave]I think it's hot. Well, I guess it would depend on the people doing it, but still, it's likely pretty hot.

Only if you dont put a blanket down on the tar what afraid of some hot tar, brave it like a real woman!

vanilla

armchair_warrior wrote: [quote=stacey]

Only if you dont put a blanket down on the tar

what afraid of some hot tar, brave it like a real woman!

uumm.... watch out armchair, not only is stacey a real woman, she is also really tough. :shock:

armchair_warrior

vanilla wrote: [quote=armchair_warrior][quote=stacey]

Only if you dont put a blanket down on the tar

what afraid of some hot tar, brave it like a real woman!

uumm.... watch out armchair, not only is stacey a real woman, she is also really tough. :shock:thanks for the warning bean.

stacey

vanilla wrote: [quote=armchair_warrior][quote=stacey]

Only if you dont put a blanket down on the tar

what afraid of some hot tar, brave it like a real woman!

uumm.... watch out armchair, not only is stacey a real woman, she is also really tough. :shock:

LOL who me? :twisted: :twisted:

jml

About a year ago, I could swear I heard someone having sex on my roof at night. I thought I had just imagined the moaning, but after reading this thread, maybe I didn't....

armchair_warrior

stacey wrote: [quote=vanilla][quote=armchair_warrior][quote=stacey]

Only if you dont put a blanket down on the tar

what afraid of some hot tar, brave it like a real woman!

uumm.... watch out armchair, not only is stacey a real woman, she is also really tough. :shock:

LOL who me? :twisted: :twisted: me is now skard of you. i hear you are a tuff cookie!

teddyballgame

Am I the only one who can't stop giggling, not only because of the content of the letter, but because of how often the term "unit owner" is used?