Florida the new epicenter of zombies. Another naked ass zombie attack!!!

armchair_warrior

Latest 'zombie' eating attack: Man under the influence gets naked, bites off chunk of man's arm

PALMETTO, Fla. - The latest in a string of “zombie” like attacks happened in a Manatee County home Wednesday night after a man under the influence went into a fit of rage and bit a piece of someone’s arm off during a visit with his children.

Much like the Miami face-eating attack, 26-year-old Charles Baker got naked, ate human flesh and wouldn’t go down without a fight, according to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report.

Read more: http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_sarasota_manatee/Latest-zombie-eating-attack-man-under-the-influence-gets-naked-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-arm-#ixzz1yV36uaWp

pragmaticguy

Yeah, so what was Mike Tyson's excuse ???

jeffrey

Actually, he's a vegan now.

He was recently on The Today Show with (producer) Spike Lee talking about his upcoming cathartic, one-man Broadway show. Asked why he's now come to be a vegan:

"I just threw up the white flag. Too many prison cells, too many jails, too many lawsuits, too many bankruptcies, too many women, too many venereal diseases, too many everything! I got tired … of every time my prostitute girl got back from a trip I had to sleep with her. I’m going to live a different life."

Guess it's only fitting that it'd be in the Times Square theater district.

pragmaticguy

And who pray tell, needs/wants to hear what Mike has to say. Unless of course he's becoming an evangelist and in that case the show should be in a tent.

whynot_31

And who pray tell, needs/wants to hear what Mike has to say. Unless of course he's becoming an evangelist and in that case the show should be in a tent, or Barclays Center

tateinbk

In all the various imaginings of zombies were any of them naked? At least they make it easy to ID. You see a rageful naked guy, run. And Florida? Who saw that coming. Of all the places for the zombie apocalypse to start....

whynot_31

You have a point. ...the line between those who are alive and dead in FL has always been elastic.