FORESKIN LOVERS REJOICE

hamilton

It's been announced Brooklyn's annual Pride Parade will held on June 8th, the parade will kick off at 7:30 pm on 14th St and 7th Ave.

And there will be a street fair on Prospect Park West from 15th to 9th St. that starts at 11:30 am, it's an event filled day and this year will feature a Book signings by E.L, James and Omarosa.

As you know James has written the enormously popular 50 Shade series and will sign her latest, 50 Shades Of Gay .

While Omarosa's claim to fame has been being a three time loser on Trumps , The Apprentice Show.

In anger She decided to write a book called, Trumping The Trump, which deals with the Donald's great Grandfather, who she claims was a cross dresser, who, while visiting France became intoxicated and posed in full drag for the sculptor Frederic Auguste Barthold, who used him as the model for The Statue of Liberty- if you look close enough at it's face you can't deny it resembles The Donald .

A stage is being set up for an afternoon of entertainment, which will showcase dancers, singers and comics .

It's rumored that Marty Markowitz will appear with Eric Adams to do a rendition of Ebony And Ivory and Marty will close the show with a medley of Ethel Merman's loudest songs, to date, it hasn't been determined if he'll do it in drag.

Leggo's will have an event for the kids , it's build a tranny contest and the winner will get a $200.00 gift certificate from Babeland ,which should make Mom and Dad or Dad and Dad or Mom and Mom happy.

There are many booths that are guaranteed to fill ones needs, but these are two that I shot last year and feel are suitable for posting on this site.

slopeduder

Leggo's will have an event for the kids , it's build a tranny contest

what the christ? did you c/p this from the onion?

hamilton

Sorry, it's not a c/p, in fact I don't enjoy onions or garlic.

walkathon

Great work Hamilton! Before I attend this year I'm just wondering what the NYPD's Stop and Frisk policy is at the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project's booth?

hamilton

I spoke with a member ( no joke intended ) of the 78th Pct and was advised they'll only be checking for undocumented penis's .

He also mentioned the Food and Drug Administration was stopping by the tent to make sure their Canadian bacon is really Canadian bacon.

whynot_31

How do those for and opposed the bike lane feel about it being blocked for this purpose?

Were any seniors injured?

homeowner

Just read the thread list for PS and it read:

Foreskin Lovers Rejoice -- The Great Googa Mooga -- Weiner for Mayor.

Y'all are just dragging my brain through the gutter #-o

hamilton

Whynot 31

I hadn't noticed anyone commenting on the bike lanes, but did see quite a few male seniors lined up at two tents.

One was Lady Chablis, a new age fortune teller that reads scrotum and foreskins, the other was Moshe the Mohel Used Foreskin Dealer.

During her break, i asked Lady Chablis who was her biggest or most famous client , she said Anthony Weiner, but couldn't get a good reading as he kept waving it back and forth .

When asked what he did with the used foreskins, Moshe said his client base consisted of the following,

Hospitals for burn victims.

Labs, for cloning studies and he made it clear he rejected Bush's offer to donate his..

Chinese Restaurants.

MOD

homeowner said:

Just read the thread list for PS and it read:

Foreskin Lovers Rejoice -- The Great Googa Mooga -- Weiner for Mayor.

Y'all are just dragging my brain through the gutter #-o

Ahahaha! :alien: we keep it classy.

Hamilton said:

When asked what he did with the used foreskins, Moshe said his client base consisted of the following [....]

Chinese Restaurants.

Enjoy those wonton wrappers [-( :-# So wrong.

whynot_31

Don't forget about the prostitute thread in Crown Heights!

kosherdave

Ug, there's nothing grosser than a foreskin, aside from a Canadian with one I suppose.

hamilton

There's that old joke, What's that funny looking thing attached to a penis? - a man !

Thank you Christine Quinn.

walkathon

Or, to update the joke, what's that funny-looking thing attached to Michael Bloomberg - ah, yes, it's Christine Quinn.

hamilton

She looks like a greeter at an Irish Bar .

A friend of mine stated when he went to weddings people threw rice, at hers they threw up.

His words not mine

tyroneshoelaces

Laugh all you want, but I love my foreskin. And women love it too - you know who you are ladies.

hamilton

I think I had once read a passage in the Bible that stated,

He that loveth his foreskin, spendith too much time in the bathroom.

John 12:30 today

hamilton

I just read the fair is being held on 5th Ave, where the booths will stretch from 3rd to 9th St.

This years fair will feature a tent, The Notorious Clitorious, which claims it's products can fill the needs of all the ladies in the Slope.

One of their specialties is ring piercing and this year they are giving a deep discount for first time piercings .

They also sell T shirts that read,

The Couple That Pierces Together Stays Together.

Should be a fun day.