Ban the person that posted above you..

em26

Banned for trying to lure poor Shishkab into contacting that strange woman.

MOD

Banned for not accepting that 'people are strange'
and 'Faces come out in the rain, when your strange!"

em26

Oh my...if that song was playing in the background of a horror movie set in a huge old empty house, playing on a record player that is sitting on a little table in the dark corner...it would be so creepy....imagine that.

Banned for bringing up this damn song.

doctorj

Banned for disturbing the peace I'd been enjoying since 3 July 1971.

brooklynpotter

banned for being so young.

quijibo

banned for not realizing youth is wasted on the young!

drano

Banned for an icon not as good as yer old one. Still better than mine, though.

em26

Banned for talkin' smack about your own avatar.

quijibo

banned for lack of restraint in pressing "play" button
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doctorj

Banned for preemptive banning. Not to mention posting a snuff movie.

quijibo

banned for not calling mom!

shishkab

banned for "WTF was that, Q?!?"

quijibo

apparently it's a ritual for snake charmers in India
the Cobra is defanged and it's mouth is sewn shut and the baby gains confidence around snakes... or whatever

that the snake was trying to choke the baby at the end is all kinds of fucked up
but bahhh. who am i to tell snake charmers half the world away how to live?

i ban myself for posting inflammatory video!

brooklynpotter

banned for bigotry against snake charmers.

doctorj

Banned for singling out snake charmers as a protected group, rather than including all manner of charmers, including the type you're more likely to meet round here.

drano

Banned for making me think of a cocktail known as The Charmer, a vile combination of scotch and blue curacao.

doctorj

Banned for making me nauseous just thinking of that combination. Maybe The Charmer would be useful as a purgative or social contraceptive.

Remind me to tell you the story of Blue Subzero Girl sometime.

brooklynpotter

banned for using the board to further your liberal, anti-life, immoral views on contraception

doctorj

Banned for thinking I'm anti-life, rather than anti-choice.

em26

Banned for being anti - anything.

shishkab

Banned for being a supporter of everything

brooklynpotter

banned for trying to be so PC

shishkab

banned for typing too slow

doctorj

Banned because what you expect from someone who avoids the PC?

brooklynpotter

manned from turning this into a mac vs PC discussion, when there's really no sontest at all that the former is the superior machine.

drano

banned for identifying too closely with your consumer goods, just like all users of that Fisher Price-looking POS

doctorj

Banned because Fisher-Price had a whole lot more style.

Of the computers I've used, here's my all time fave for aesthetics: the Connection Machine 2 from Thinking Machines
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alafairnadia

banned for thinking so damned hard.

em26

Banned for not thinking hard enough.

brooklynpotter

banned for thinking