Ban the person that posted above you..

doctorj

Banned for a weak constitution.

quijibo

banned cuz it takes two to make things go right

shishkab

banned because it may take two to tango, but

quijibo

banned for getting caught in the rain!
and for making me laugh at our chicken overlords...

brooklynpotter

banned for not knowing that i hate all birds

shishkab

banned for being a pheather-phobe

carnivore

Banned for not coming to Bear Mountain yesterday.

em26

Banned for going to Bear Mountain and having a good time.

shishkab

banned for bear mounting

doctorj

Banned for neglecting the kind of bear mounting that doesn't usually require people to get involved.

carnivore

Banned for zoophilia.

doctorj

Banned for being the first person to ever accuse me of being an animal lover.

shishkab

Banned for putting the h8 on the one llama who could save your otherwise evil-empire torture/kill reputation

daver

Banned for not keeping up the theme with a llama picture.

carnivore

Also banned for zoophilia.

shishkab

Banned for repeating yourself

daver

Banned for posting just before as me and ruining my pupaphobia line.

shishkab

Banned for not typing quickly enough!!!

bigguy

Banned for sounding like Mavis Beacon

shishkab

Banned for making me the 1400th post!

carnivore

Banned for not taking responsibility for your own actions.

brooklynpotter

banned for knowing what mavis beacon sounds like.

bigguy

Banned for not capitalizing Mavis Beacon. Bow before the goddess of all typery!!111!

brooklynpotter

banned twice:
a: for never noticing the fact that i always write everything in lower case.

b: for thinking you need to take typing to type. as i recall, some have thought i was a pulitzer prize winning author, and i never took typing.

pitu

Banned for self-importance.

carnivore

Banned for making me not want to ban you on the banning thread.

daver

Banned for not wanting to ban someone.

em26

Banned for banning a person for not wanting to ban.

Sometimes you feel like a ban , sometimes you don't. Ooooh , "Almond Joys got nuts , but Mounds don't!"

daver

Banned for being a nut.

shishkab

banned for tempting me with chocolate coconut goodness!