Ban the person that posted above you..

whyfi

Banned for not sensing make.

doctorj

Banned because Yoda is dead. Or at least playing dead.

lilbangladesh

banned for cute kitty that looks too much like my kitty.

shishkab

banned for kitty envy

doctorj

Banned because a double entendre can only ever mean one thing.

lilbangladesh

Banned for a dirty mind.

daver

Banned because it takes one to know one.

lilbangladesh

Auggh!! It reminds me of a toy store that used to be in Manhattan called Uncle Futz's toys. To someone with even a rudimentary knowledge of Yiddish, it sounded like a store for pedophiles.

I must bleach my eyeballs now.

Banned for that wrong, wrong picture.

MOD

Banned for sharing every detail of your life with perfect strangers.

daver

Banned because while I am OK with strange, I resent being called perfect.


/insert celebratory new page congratulations here

alafairnadia

banned for being so goddamned strange

lilbangladesh

banned for wanting to be killed with a rock.

alafairnadia

banned for wanting to keep me alive with a rock.

lilbangladesh

banned because I have no idea how to do that.

Unless you're mineral deficient.

Then we ought to ban you for that.

alafairnadia

banned for implying I'm deficient

lilbangladesh

banned for forcing me to beg for forgiveness.

alafairnadia

banned for resorting to begging.

daver

Banned for implying that begging can't be amusing.

lilbangladesh

banned for anthromorphication

daver

Banned for killing the thread for three days.

lilbangladesh

banned for not posting in this thread for three days.

Really, is it my fault that people read their dictionaries slow? :twisted:

doctorj

Banned because anthromorphication is not in the dictionary. Try anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphasize...

lilbangladesh

banned for pointing out my sleepy spelling errors.

Spelling Nazi.

shishkab

spanned for godwinning the thread!

daver

Banned for not keeping it topical.

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN2623711220070926

lilbangladesh

banned for irrelevant links

(Yee Gads! What were they thinking?)

daver

Banned for failing to note the relevancy between Godwin's Law and the swastika building, however tenuous.


This thread, however, has previously proven immune to Godwin's Law, so there is nothing to fear

whyfi

Banned for not banning her for not reading her internets dictionary fast enough.

Godwin's Law

Edit - WTF is with the tagging?

lilbangladesh

banned for failing to explain Godwin's Law to the uninitiated.

daver

Banned for failing to bring it.