Ban the person that posted above you..

whyfi

Banned for articulating my thoughts before I could...

shishkab

Banned for promoting the sorcerer's notion of "mind-reading".

carnivore

Banned for tenaciously clinging to the canned chicken that is rightfully mine!

bigguy

Banned for coveting another's canned chicken.

carnivore

Banned for wrongfully suggesting that the canned chicken belongs to another.

quijibo

banned for not realizing the canned chickens belong to the "people"

bigguy

banned for socialism.

livetotravel

banned for a not-so-veiled reference to the International Workingmen's Association

alafairnadia

all of y'all are banned for diverting the phallus conversation. (I'm seeing 300 in IMAX again today. focus is a problem.)

carnivore

Banned for not just getting pr0n when you want pr0n. :razz:

bigguy

Banned for failing to utilize '1337' somewhere in your post.

bigguy

Which remimnds me:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=2282

alafairnadia

banned for not liking porn, in any form. and banned for being all hax0rz

bigguy

banned for liking porn. in any form.

sweet tea

banned for denial.

carnivore

Banned for brevity.

shishkab

Banned for succinctness

carnivore

Banned for concision.

livetotravel

banned for duplicative abridgment

alafairnadia

banned for big words

sweet tea

banned for anti-intellectualism.

doctorj

Banned for formulating an entirely irreproachable banning.

MOD

Banned for freakish avatar! :P

bigguy

Banned for formulating an entirely irreproachable banning

doctorj

Banned for writing something so trivially easy to ban you for.

pitu

Banned for not taking the easy road.

doctorj

Banned for opening up the easy road for me to take.

shishkab

banned for being an obscure waterbird

sweet tea

banned for being an accessory to an accessory.

doctorj

Banned for accessive alliteration.