Ban the person that posted above you..

quijibo

1. banned for misleading
2. and i advance-ban for prolonged argumentation

lilbangladesh

banned for pre-emptive banning.

shishkab

and McDonald's was one of the last hold-outs in supporting apartheid in South Africa in the mid-80s. banned for making a point but not supporting it in context.

lilbangladesh

banned for expecting me to provide context in this stupid thread!

shishkab

banned for dissing the banning thread!

doctorj

Banned for panning the dissing of banning.

whyfi

Banned fer supporting the dissing of banning in this thread! If you don't like the thread, go back to banning in the 'burbs!

daver

Banned for forgetting to play the race card.

quijibo

banned for jumping to conclusions!

daver

Banned for not jumping all the way...*

*attempt this maneuver only on a proven Godwin-safe thread...

quijibo

banned cuz you could have been peepin'!


http://www.normalbobsmith.com/amazingstrangers/

jeffrey

banned for an incomplete diagram, clearly missing the peep penumbra.

Oh. ^h^h Ahem. As you were.

lilbangladesh

banned for geometrical pedantry.

A man in southern China collapsed and died after a three-day marathon computer game binge at a cybercafe, according to a state media report. The computer-user, estimated to be 30 years old, was unable to be revived by emergency personnel after suddenly collapsing in front of his computer terminal in Guangdong province. In a statement released by the deceased man's parents, they expressed much remorse and shame for not having raised a son who could have at least reached a more respectable stage in Starcraft before dying.

That juicy tidbit came in my email.

daver

lilbangladesh wrote: banned for geometrical pedantry.

Banned for unnecessary trivialization, four is clearly not five, to point it out is not pedantic.

jeffrey

Banned for posting an image that causes the mind to wander

daver

Banned for posting something so disgusting that I may have to pick up.

Man, that picture really gives me the shivers. Ew. How about some nice goatse next time, that would go down better.

jeffrey

Banned for posting a drink that would be perfect with a
Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger with bacon


What? Perfectly innocent.

Okay, heh, sorry.

daver

Banned for stereotypical American Excess.

jeffrey

banned for predictable subsequent egress, by extension

lilbangladesh

banned for taking the joke too far.

jeffrey

Banned for seeking to deprive us of jokes taken perhaps catastrophically too far.

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Ow, that one's gonna leave a mark.

lilbangladesh

banned for thinking relationship-ending pranks are a good idea.

doctorj

Banned for implying that relationship-starting pranks would be any better.

lilbangladesh

banned for not realizing that those can be much funnier.

I was witness to one this evening, and I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard.

My tummy still hurts.

quijibo

banned for water sports :shock:

shishkab

banned for talking kinky trash so early in the morning

lilbangladesh

banned for taking it the totally wrong way.

One thing I learned last night: suburbanites shtup like bunnies!! :shock:

It makes the legendary promiscuity of Park Slope seem tame.

daver

Banned for bridging the generation gap.

lilbangladesh

banned cause everyone involved was old and crusty like me. :P

quijibo

banned cuz hawt biatch is 55!