Ban the person that posted above you..

shishkab

banned for not letting a good thread die an honorable death

carnivore

Banned for implying that this thread is anything but immortal. This thread cannot even be slain by the most notorious killer of threads ever to roam these boards.

lilbangladesh

banned for hubris.

carnivore

Banned for irony.

lilbangladesh

Banned for banning a literary device.

jeffrey

Banned for devising a literary ban.

lilbangladesh

Banned for wrong assumptions. I didn't devise any literary ban. *points to Carnivore*

pitu

Banned for snitching. And being tone deaf.
(Banning myself for violating the Americans With Disabilities Act)

lilbangladesh

Banned again for assumptions. I have perfect pitch.

This doesn't preclude me from being clueless in other areas, though.

carnivore

Banned for defending irony while totally missing metaphor.

lilbangladesh

Who died and made you High School English Teacher of the board?

Banned for that.

pitu

Banned for being blind and deaf but not mute.

I was just reading this thing about Tommy in Vanity Fair...

lilbangladesh

Banned for discriminating against people with disabilities.

pitu

Banned for lack of original thought.

lilbangladesh

banned for throwing stones in glass houses.

pitu

Banned for repeatedly violating basic netiquette.

netiquette - /net'ee-ket/ or /net'i-ket/ Network etiquette.
The most important rule of netiquette is "Think before you post". If what you intend to post will not make a positive contribution to the group AND be of interest to several readers, don't post it! Personal messages to one or two individuals should not be posted to newsgroups, use private e-mail instead. If you want to write about your personal life, start a personal blog. Stay on topic.

jeffrey

Banned for missing just such a character on SNL:

Wha-WHONNNNG....

shishkab

banned for Wha-WHONNNNGing when you should have been Bauuuuuuummmming

jeffrey

Ah, quite right.

But while we're on the subject, banned for forgetting the "AAAAAIIIIYYYY" at the end.

quijibo

banned for killing thread!

must resuscitate with the pure brilliance of maya arulpragasam's paper planes

carnivore

Banned because that riff was totally stolen from the Clash!

quijibo

banned because m.i.a.'s paper planes will get sourced by someone else in 20 something years...

paper planes lyrics
I'll fly like a paper get high like planes
Catch me at the border I got visas in my name
If you come around here I'll make em all day
I'll get one done in a second if you wait

Sometimes I think sitting on trains
Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game
Everyone's a winner, we're making our fame
Bonafide hustler making my name

All I wanna do (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
And a (CLICK CHING)
And take your money

Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bombs
Running when we hit em
A leathal poison pon dey system

No one on the corner had swag like us
Hit me on up on a
Pre paid wireless
We pack and deliver like UPS trucks
Already going hell
Just pumping that gas

All I wanna do (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
And a (CLICK CHING)
And take your money

Some some some o dem I murder
Some a some I let go

This is MIA
A third world democracy
I got more records than the KGB

So no funny business

lydiabrunch

Banned for flying your planes instead of shaking your rump:

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doctorj

Banned because Lydia Lunch wasn't exactly the rump-shaking type.

quijibo

banned because
Soko will kill her

lilbangladesh

banned because out of tune singing ain't cool.

quijibo

i ban you with some snoop dogg

lilbangladesh

James Brown shall banish thee!


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quijibo

i ban you with some white funk




and contrast it with some tamil tiger riddim

lilbangladesh

banned for thinking that you're so fly.


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