Ban the person that posted above you..

anastasia beaverhausen

I'm sure I'll need it. Banned for being filthy.

whynot_31

Banned for thinking that apartments need to be cleaned more than once a year.

jeffrey

Banned for letting beasts grow under your bed

carnivore

Banned for 4chan.

whynot_31

Banned for not telling VD his post was way too long....

carnivore

Banned because his post was only 8 words and one picture.

And also banned for banning me while wishing me a happy birthday.

MOD

HAPPY BDAY!!

and BANNNED!!!!!

anastasia beaverhausen

Banned for wishing my Anti-BFF a happy Birthday before I did!

Happy Birthday, Carnie!!

whynot_31

Banned for not realizing that pictures can be long.

Banned for thinking I will change just because it is your birthday.

voodoonyc

Banned for badmouthing me several posts above.

Happy Birthday, Carni!

carnivore

Banned for banning ex post facto.

And thanks for all the birthday wishes, everyone.

anastasia beaverhausen

Banned for being 8 days younger than me.

Damn, though, you look good for 28.

whynot_31

Banned for lying about your age.

Banned for hitting on Carnivore

carnivore

Banned for not realizing that a steady diet of pork, caffeine and alcohol has kept me well-preserved.

whynot_31

Banned for thinking that I don't think you look good.

Banned for accepting compliments from Ana.

anastasia beaverhausen

Whynot is:

Banned for being impolite and talking about a woman's age!

Banned for thinking I'd hit on carnie with anything other than a bat.

Carnivore is:

Banned for pickling himself.

jeffrey

Banned because I hardly know her.

carnivore

Banned for fixing your html syntax error before I could.

jeffrey

:}

Banned for looking behind the curtain.

anastasia beaverhausen

Banned for not asking me to be your valentine.

whynot_31

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Whynot is:

Banned for being impolite and talking about a woman's age!

Banned for thinking I'd hit on carnie with anything other than a bat.

Banned for banning too slow.

Banned for threatening Carnie on his birthday.

Banned for wanting to mess with blind people.

anastasia beaverhausen

whynot_31 wrote:

Banned for wanting to mess with blind people.

Banned for not realizing that blind people + moving furniture = pure comedy.

voodoonyc

Banned for dominating the megathreads

jeffrey

Banned because, well...

Command+Z, b*tches!

whynot_31

banned for boring me on a Friday.

jeffrey

banned for boring the rest of us every day.

whynot_31

banned for speaking the truth.

MOD

Banned for self-flagellation! Let your wife do it at least.

whynot_31

banned for wanting to watch.

anastasia beaverhausen

Banned for thinking that's weird.