Guess who is going to post next.

carnivore

I am.



Mougar next.

mougar

Just say no to cigarettes and pokemon, right Ana?

carnivore

Not Ana, but yes.

Now watch this movie and be happy.



Beavs next.

voodoonyc

No not the Beav. She's driving to CT. In the rain.



Em next.

anastasia beaverhausen

Nope! I made it alive. I want this for Christmas:



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MOD

Now that's alarming, will it bite too?
Carny what's for dinner on thursday, I know Mrs C is an excellent cook!

whynot_31

beaver, the underwear is is a weird touch.

...I'm around this thursday, the family is coming to me.

Can someone make Em a Turkey flavored Snickers bar?

Em next

anastasia beaverhausen

Not Em. I don't know where she is!

But at the next "event" I want Canivore to wear this - you know...so everyone knows who he is.

carnivore

If you get me that, I will wear it proudly.

Beave's up next.

Will you be wearing this, Beave?

voodoonyc

It's really hard to find pictures of beavers and bacon. You got one Beav? In the meantime I present this:

anastasia beaverhausen

Just for you, Carny.

I found our Halloween costume for next year.



Where the fuckstick is Em?

carnivore

I don't know, but look what I found:



Em next.

whynot_31

at this restaurant, one can get a beaver burger, and then add bacon:

http://www.sgmountaininn.com/Beaver Burger.htm

I'm not sure if they do mail order, but you two should definately consider it.

Em ...please save us!

em26

Yo!

I'm right here , my pertty lil beave.

No thank you , whynot. I like my snickers , snicker flavored only!

I got my fix. Here's a pic of my Spongebob holding my candies:



Mamacita next.

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Damn you EM! You broke the page with your big ass "king Sized Snickers"!!

Can we talk about Turkey Day now? Mark is thinking of getting a goose or duck? Anyone cooked one of those bad boys?
Carny?

carnivore

Yep. I've made duck but not goose. But Mrs. C is much better at making duck than me.

And guess who is eating bacon right now?

Voodoo next.

em26

WRONG!!!

Well , Oink freakin' oink. You enjoy your nasty bacon and [redacted]
[redacted] [redacted]and [redacted] , ok? [redacted].

I gotta stay here for Thanksgiving so that means I'm gonna have to plan and
execute my own dinner.

I just came back from 2 grocery stores and found everthing I needed
except for the sweet potatoes. :mad:

The turkey is ordered and should be arriving shortly.
If it doesn't than somebody is in big trouble and it ain't me for a change.

Here's my menu:

*Turkey -gobble gobble

*Homemade potato egg salad

*Chicken flavored stuffing (Stove top-what?)

*Sweet yummy corn

*Mashed potatoes and beef gravy

*Basmati rice topped with cooked onions

*Salad

*Baking some croissants

*Cherry pah and pumpkin pah (Picked one of those big tubs of cool whip-yum! Can't stand pie without it.)

That's all. I gotta cook all this stuff all by my lonesome and I'll be
preparing some of it tonight.

Damn , I wish I was back home.
My mom wouldn't let me touch any of the main dishes for fear that I may burn it. She allows me to make the side dishes of my choice.


Shishkab next.

Hey good lookin , whaaaaat you got cookin?

carnivore

Not shishkab.

Look what I found, Em!



Em next.

whynot_31

....I think shishkab is headed over to Em's house. I've PM'd her to let her know I lost my invite, but will bring my own folding chair.

Shishkab, where does EM live again?

MOD

D"OH!!! OH NO YOU DIDN"T!

Damn, that smarts, and on her own spongebob sheets [-X :shock:

Em defend yourself!

em26

Oooh.my.God.
I swear mouth dropped when I scrolled down and saw that monstrosity.

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!! :mad:

I can't believe it. Look what you've done! It's ruined.

You damn [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
horrible man! [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] nasty [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
when I see you I'm gonna kick your bacon lovin'[redacted] [redacted] [redacted] . You sick [redacted]
[redacted] [redacted] cans of milk [redacted][redacted] [redacted] trash compactor [redacted]
[redacted] [redacted] and then I'm gonna take stick and [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] over and over again!!!

whynot_31

...the sense of violation EM must feel. What will Mr EM say when he learns that Carny was in his wife's bed?

What will Mr EM say when he learns his home has been tainted by dead swine!?

Will EM be in trouble as well, or will Mr. EM have the good sense to only go after Carny?

em26

I do feel violated , Whynot.

It's gonna take weeks , maybe years of therapy to get my mind straight again.

He dirtied the hands of my Spongebob. Dirtied them I tell you!
They got nasty bacon sweat all over them now.

whynot_31

EM, the only way you can get true revenge is to invite everyone over for that yummy thanksgiving meal you are preparing ...everyone except Carny!

We await your address

Carny next.

carnivore

It looks pretty good to me.

Voodoo next.

voodoonyc

Yep. I call photoshop on the beaver/bacon picture and the spongebob/bacon picture! That's cheatin' Carny! You're a damn cheat!

And I know Em agrees.

MOD

Don't make him put bacon on your kitty avatar!

Ian next!

em26

whynot_31 wrote: EM, the only way you can get true revenge is to invite everyone over for that yummy thanksgiving meal you are preparing ...everyone except *****!

We await your address
***** next

My address is:

187 Damn you Carnivore the bacon whore BLVD and Ass kicking Ave.


I'm also making seasoned oven roasted potatoes. Those are so yummy.

I wouldn't be able to explain all you folks to the ball and chain, sorry , but I'll try to take pics of everything before we eat.

P.S. Carnivore , don't let me see you on the streets. It could get ugly.


Ian , you're still next.

shishkab

jeezaloo! all this talk of bacon, and i had a bad dream about it last night:



(shudders)

so i called Carnivore so he could cheer me up, and he came right over to give me a hug



i'm feeling better.

Em, will you save me some basmati, please?

em26

Yes , ma'am.

That is one nasty bacon creation. Scary.

The turkey has arrived! Thank God , cuz I was starting to worry.

Of everything I'm making , the one think I can't get my mind off of is the cherry pah.
I've been craving sweets a whole hell of a lot for the past 2 weeks , people. I don't know what's wrong with me.

Where the freakin' fuck is my beaver?!

I'm still kinda down about this morning's incident.
I need to be cheered up.

Someone make me smile , please.

My Beaves??