Guess who is going to post next.

MOD

I'm having a rough day at work, and I'm feeling trully bummed out.
Anyone have some funny jokes or kind words for a gal?

McBeaverson?

anastasia beaverhausen

Mamacita wrote: I'm having a rough day at work, and I'm feeling trully bummed out.
Anyone have some funny jokes or kind words for a gal?

McBeaverson?

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?













A: Hey! Wanna ride bikes?

voodoonyc

Mamacita wrote: I'm having a rough day at work, and I'm feeling trully bummed out.
Anyone have some funny jokes or kind words for a gal?

McBeaverson?

A priate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says "you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The priate replies "Ay, it's driving me nuts."

Em?

em26

Ok.


What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?












If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!



Mougar?

MOD

Aww thanks, feeling only somewhat better... ate chocolate, visited cuteoverload... I'm going to be a sad little poop basket tonight.... god I hate my job....

someone else next.....

anastasia beaverhausen

What the fuck is a "sad little poop basket"?

mougar

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: What the fuck is a "sad little poop basket"?

Who knows, but it gave me a good enough laugh to make up for her giving me cooties.

carnivore

All of you are BANNED for not guessing who's next.

Poop basket next.

MOD

:-k hummm not sure... a cross between going to hell in a handbasket and feeling like poop. DONT QUESTION ME!!! Accept my poopyness!!!!

right mougy?

mougar

I accept the poopyness. It reminds me of a nickname my ex had for me that I will not repeat here.

And be nice, Carnivore. I'm still getting over Mama's cooties and am in no condition to use the 'sight' to predict who will post next. To satisfy you though, I will make a completely random guess. Em?

anastasia beaverhausen

Crapivore doesn't scare me. At ALL!

Mougie Boogie is next.

mougar

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Crapivore doesn't scare me. At ALL!

Mougie Boogie is next.

You shouldn't tempt the fates, or in this case the mods. Em is still up

whynot_31

Mougar wrote: I accept the poopyness. It reminds me of a nickname my ex had for me that I will not repeat here.

This is already TMI.

Mougar you clearly want us to ask what that nickname was....

MOD

I hoping it's not shithead. Go on, tell us already!

Mougar!!

mougar

Nope, it's pretty weird and if I weren't delirious I wouldn't have mentioned it in the first place. The nice thing about being sick is that you can blame everything you say or do on being sick, rather then just being stupid or a jerk.

Then again some ramen and/or beer and/or sudafed might loosen my tongue. Anyone in Midtown want to take me out after work to a ramen/bar/duane reade?

anastasia beaverhausen

I'll get it out of you. You're no match for me.

Right Whynot??

whynot_31

Mougar wrote: The nice thing about being sick is that you can blame everything you say or do on being sick, rather then just being stupid or a jerk.

Um, I don't know if everyone here agrees with you.

Mougar next

mougar

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Mougar]The nice thing about being sick is that you can blame everything you say or do on being sick, rather then just being stupid or a jerk.

Um, I don't know if everyone here agrees with you.

Mougar next
Fine fine, have it your way. I'm sure someone agrees with me though, right Mama?

em26

Me first.

I agree with you Mougar just cuz Whynot doesn't.

Now Mama.

shishkab

nope. somehow i am thinking carnivore will be next...

carnivore

I could never resist that!

Unfortunately, I'm working again tonight, so no bacon-y vodka for me.

MOUGAR next.

voodoonyc

No, not Mougar at all. But we have to feed Carni before work. Here ya go boy.

Bacon.



Now Mougar.

anastasia beaverhausen

Carnivore NEVER picks me. I thought we were BFFs!! WAH!!!

Shish is next.

shishkab

Don't cry, Ana. From what I hear, Carni is a CAT person (shhhhhh)

Kevin Bacon next

voodoonyc

Yes.

The subtle differences between Kevin Bacon and, uh, Bacon

http://www.maxim.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=2497

Beav?

anastasia beaverhausen

shishkab wrote: Don't cry, Ana. From what I hear, Carni is a CAT person (shhhhhh)

Kevin Bacon next

I just knew he wasn't...right.

What does Em have to say about this?

whynot_31

nope. Em is busy playing her new vintage video games.

WCW, you still exist?

MOD

She's getting busy, leave her alone. Me, I'm tired and ready to watch a movie. A cohen bros one.


Beave will profess her undying love for me (or bacon) next!

em26

No Beaver here. She's too busy professing it to Jamzer.

Maybe later?

Whynot , my games are all in Brooklyn and being sent to Brooklyn.

I'm hungry. I don't know if I should steal my dad's car and go get some grub or get up and cook something. :-k


Whynot next.

whynot_31

Em, you've decided not to form an evil alliance with voodoo?

Was it the $ that I paypal'd you?

Shish next.