Guess who is going to post next.

quijibo

are you a hot dog shishkab?
join the inanity veggiequeen!!!!!

shishkab

a "woof" and a "bow-wow" to you, Q!

since this is a comfortably inane thread, i feel comfortable to inanely mention that is my official 500th post. oh, the inanity!

right, Mamacita?

sweet tea

okay, rabbits, here's the list:

Oman,
Iraq,
Australia,
Croatia,
Chile,
New Zealand,
USA

ho boy. okay, the good news is that you have great mineral resources. and terrific range of scenery -- you might consider tax breaks to encourage movie production. also, thumbs up on letting your feminine side vote, drive, etc.

the bad news is you've got a nasty tendency towards self-destruction. watch out for over-cleansing, ethnically-wise. you'll be in truth and reconciliation counseling forever, believe me. (unless you can wipe out the population thoroughly, in which case you'll have casinos and cool art to coopt)

also, keep in mind that nationalizing your industrial sector will very likely provoke part of you (you know who you are, USA) to set up dictatorial regimes. it may seem like a good trade-off, but you'll never respect yourself for it, and the next thing you know, you're attacking yourself, prompting factional civil war, and -- you guessed it -- more therapy.


that seem about right, carnivore?

laura

I'm a Rooster (Fire Rooster, to be precise).

Like caaahyoko.

whyfi

Banned for a lack of Mercan pride!!!

Can I get some patriotism, Q?!

whyfi

Damn! Guess I was a little slow! Who's a dragon, like me? Bruce Leroy?! MK?!

alafairnadia

i'm also a rabbit. but I wish I were a pig. though, then I'd be afraid of carnivores like whyfi.

quijibo

did you get locked out again carnivore?

shishkab

i dunno, but he'd better get real buddy-buddy with a locksmith if that's the case.

right, Alafairnadia?

MOD

Just little ol me.

Shishkab, catch.

caaahyoko

Interception

Yay! I love Belgium--their beer--oh yeah... I can live with being a rooster.

Hey, I haven't seen Carnivore on here in a while...

MOD

Not to get everyone hungry or anything

But back to Chinese New Year:



Whacha think Carni???

Carni?????

quijibo

non. c'est moi
i dare you not to laugh shishkab!

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carnivore

NICE!!

I'm back!!! Sorry for disappearing, but I've been working like crazy lately (tomorrow will be my first day off in 9 days).

Pitu next.

pitu

good morning, sunshine!
where's stacey? STACEY!!!

whyfi

Wow - 7 hours between post!!! Is the silence the death knell, Carny?!

shishkab

hell no!!!

why would you even suggest such a thing, WhyFi?

whyfi

Well... because!!! I think that we may have to recruit more people to rekindle an interest in the thread, ensuring that we reach 1000 posts!

Sound good, pitu?!

carnivore

Not pitu. But I'm all for greater participation in this greatest of all threads.

Right, stacey?

sweet tea

once one dismisses the rest of all possible threads, one finds that this is the best of all possible threads.

right, shishky?

shishkab

it's understood in this best of all possible threads that all's for the good in this best of all possible threads!

(now take us to the chorus)

Mamacita!

MOD

Must...... beat....... baby...... rant.........!!!!!!!!

S to the K!!!!!

whyfi

Dunno who that is, ut I'm pretty sure that it's not me... oh well, Q?

carnivore

No.

Sweet tea will be next. Mark my words.

sweet tea

wait, you want me to pee on what you said? [almost said "post". hee.]

seems like that could be bad for my computer.

maybe whyfi can get lucy to do it.

MOD

I meant Shishkab. Sorry for the obscurity.

Someone ban me again.....

Sweet tea?

carnivore

Nyet.

Sweet tea?

sweet tea

heck, long as i'm up....when WILL those cats of mine finish writing my piece so i can go to bed?

alafair, are yours this pokey, too?

bklyntransplant

Mamacita wrote: Must...... beat....... baby...... rant.........!!!!!!!!

Am I too late to concur (wholeheartedly) with you, Mamacita?

carnivore

Not Mamacita, but it's never too late!

Right, Q?