Guess who is going to post next.

em26

Uhhh , Don't cook tonight call chicken - you lazy bitch??

I don't know. #-o

Anyhoo , I'd rather cook.

Next contestant , Carnivore!

Give him a round of applause everybody. =D> =D> =D> =D>

bigguy

Not Carnivore, but still carnivorous.

Bedtime. Papi Chulo (who is registered) next.

pitu

You'd have better luck wishing for Santa
(who is also registered)

WhyFi, you forsaken me?

whyfi

Why would I ever do that? Just for the pleasure of making you wrong in the guessing game? No!!!

Back to you, BG - you early riser, you!

bigguy

Yes it's me, newly arisen like the Phoenix wih bed head.

And of course, Papi Chulo next.

whyfi

No, no, no - Papi Chulo next.

shishkab

Papi Chulo is starting to remind me of a jackalope! everyone claims to have seen one but no one can offer proof! at least SANTA is real.

pitu next.

pitu

no! easter bunny next!
and bring me a skateboard!

shishkab

shishkab

by the way, they say God is Dead, but i have proof that the Easter Bunny bit the dust, too...




devastated pitu next

pitu

evil evil evil!
FREE MONEY NEXT!

MOD

My stapler is broken and someone stole my tape dispenser.
I feel I'm in the movie "Office Space"

Anyone know of any good job openings?
WhyFi?

em26

Nope , Whyfi is too busy crying over the easter bunny.

Jobs?? I'm a jobless bum , so I don't know of any job openings that are good.
Try CL , lots of waitress jobs in the slope. Go shake that ass.

So they are breaking and stealing at your place of employment , huh?

Get up fom your desk and start hollering " WHO TOOK MY TAPE DISPENSER!!!!!" , then give the intern an evil look and say " BITCH , YOU BROKE MY SHIT?? DID YOU BREAK MY SHIT?!!!!!" , then make her get you another one. Yeah . . . they'll think you're crazy , but I am sure they won't dare mess with the office psycho's things ever.

shishkab

Em, I love you, girl, but.....

you is crazy. C-R-A-Z-Y.


:shock:

em26

I am? :shock:

- Yes you are.

What??

I just like having F - U -N , Oh my God the things I used to do to my co-workers back in Detroit!! Funny shit.

Any pranksters in da house? BigGuy?

MOD

shishkab wrote: by the way, they say God is Dead, but i have proof that the Easter Bunny bit the dust, too...




devastated pitu next

Do dead Easter bunnies resurrect themselves after 3 days?

Shishkabunny?

carnivore

This is what the bible tells us.

Doctorj next.

bigguy

I'll have to consult with Mel Gibson on this.

Papi Chulo next.

pitu

I think they don't come back until Halloween.
Or is it Thanksgiving?
:shock:

BP next.

shishkab

WhyFi next

em26

Whyfi , no here!

Crazy thing happened to me on Monday. I am sitting in MT. Prospect Park around 7pm , on one of those benches that face Eastern Parkway . . .smoking , talking on the phone , and then I feel something hit the bench really hard. . . I turn around to see what hit the bench. . . I look back , nobody and nothing behind me , I turn my head back and I see a big fat squirrel sitting next to me!! I don't mean a few inches away on the bench next to me , I mean fur touching my thigh next to me!! That squirrel fell out of the tree above where I was sitting!! As soon as I noticed him, that sucker jumped off the bench onto the pavement , I could hear his claws scratching , and then he went to sit on the grass. It was kinda shaken , and confused. It just sat there. I looked up to see just how far up he was on the tree , and damn he was really high up there.He had a long way down , cuz that tree is really tall.Thank God he landed beside me and not ON me! He landed on his feet , and I know squirrels have strong claws for climbing trees. . . I would have been screwed.

I went back yesturday and was kinda paranoid , kept looking up to make sure there weren't any squirrels running around above me. So , I moved over to the bench that didn't have a tree above it.#-o

Mama , next.

MOD

What up chica!

Tomorrow is The Suck...... up by 6am for work.....

But Friday will be Teh Awesome at the prospect park concert!

And Saturday with Alafair, will be sooo Teh Awesome I may not survive!! :shock:

Right Alfy??

carnivore

Not Alfy, but I bet her party will be 73# 4w350m3.
I'm working tonight- but my VACATION starts at 7am tomorrow!!!
I leave town tomorrow afternoon.

Em next.

em26

Oooh yeah! Well well , I'm going on VACATION too! I might be leaving to the D sooner than I wanted because my sister in law is pregnant....I couldn't even notice cuz she is so thin! So now I must go early and come back early( 2 weeks) because she is 6 months and needs help with everything. I must book my flight soon , I just don't know when I want to leave , this week or the next or the next.Ahhhhh , decisions decisions.

Okay - I gotta go to my bench now . . .I'mcravingmyaddiction! :shock:

Have fun , Carnivore.

Shishkabeezi , next! Hurry!!

jewels_burns

Em26 wrote: Uhhh , Don't cook tonight call chicken - you lazy bitch??

I don't know. #-o

Anyhoo , I'd rather cook.

Delight. Call Chicken Delight. Carnivore followup.

sweet tea

i see your chicken delight and raise you a tuna helper.

whyfi?

whyfi

I cried when they discontinued the horrible but strangely appealing Hamburger Helper Rice Oriental. Anybody have a 8-year-old box sittin' around that I could purchase? BG?

bigguy

Sorry, I live on nothing but tuna casserole.

Papi Chulo next.

MOD

No amount of shaming, name calling, or begging has roused the ghost of Papi Chulo, even I'm thinking he doesn't exist :shock:

We must cultivate a plan here, maybe a séance?

I wonder if I choose dead_guy he'll respond?
GAK?

shishkab

i found him, i found him! he couldn't reply because he's trapped in some sort of plastic forcefield and cant get out! but at least he has some company



mamacita, do we need to call for help?