Guess who is going to post next.

em26

Papi Chulo?:shock: We must get him out! :evil:

Round up the posse - we all will join forces to break him out of that poisonous land , and defeat the ebil plastic empire!

For , Tonite we ______________!!!!!!!!!!

--next , who ever is cool enough to know-enter proper phrase--

MOD

WhyFizi, where you at!! Homie!!

whyfi

Oh boy. Someone really white, get us out of this!!!

shishkab

all white meat, all the time.

em26

Ummm , would you accept someone really tan instead? 8-[

I got drenched today . . . . I had a feeling it was going to rain again , but I went out anyway. #-o

I wasn't alone though , a bunch of people starting running out of there when it got dark and thunder pounded the sky. I was too lazy to run , so I walked in that rain. . . damn was it pouring!!

Anyone else as hard headed as I?

BigGuy??

shishkab

y'know, they make these things called umbrellas...



wet em next.

em26

I know I know.

I must get one , and then a few for back up.

I am no longer drenched. That was apprx. at 8:34pm . I know cuz I was on the phone and hung up cuz the rain was hittin' my cell. I'm dry and chillin now.

It was really nice earlier today , but I rather go to the park at 7ish , cuz it ain't so hott out at that time.

BTW , that old dude that sells books for a buck along the gate on Eastern Parkway , by the Botanical Garden & MPP , is now selling VHS movies for a buck. He has alot of them , and they are all good movies. Mostly comedies , and a few DVDs. Go buy some people!!!!!! Please.

Carnivore , nexxxxxxt.

MOD

Carny's on vacation. Eating cheese, bread and wine (bastard!)

I'm going to the park for ze concert at 7pm
I better not catch you smoking on that bench EM!

Que paso con el hombre "Q"
Donde estas??
Arribaderchi!

em26

I think Q is sleeeping right now , try again later.

Prospect Park??? Nope , at that time I'll be at Mt. Prospect Park , it's alot closer , more secluded , and not so crowded.

Anyone wanna come join me for a smoke ? No freaks please. :shock:

If not , than whateversssssssss , the nasty squirrels will keep me company.

shishkab

just be careful, em. don't talk to strange squirrels:



don't take any smokes they offer you



don't take candy from them



and for goodness sake, don't let them try to push their squirrel agenda on you!

em26

shishkab wrote: just be careful, em.

don't talk to strange squirrels:

---Check.

shishkab wrote:
don't take any smokes they offer you

---Check. :twisted:

shishkab wrote: don't take candy from them

---Candy? Mmmm , ahhhhh - I mean check.

shishkab wrote: and for goodness sake, don't let them try to push their squirrel agenda on you!

--Check , but what if they jump me.:shock:

I'm no match for their flying acrobatic ninja-aaaaah skillz!

Plus , they fall out of the sky , I tell ya! THE SKY!!!!!!

shishkab

Em26 wrote:
--Check , but what if they jump me.:shock:

I'm no match for their flying acrobatic ninja-aaaaah skillz!

Plus , they fall out of the sky , I tell ya! THE SKY!!!!!!

i beeleevzz ya!



just move out of the way...



em next

em26

LOL , I knew it! The tree my ass , damn squirrels.

I didn't get to go to do my thing today at MPP, because of LAUNDRY!!! I didn't do any last week , so I had alot to haul around today. I live on the 3rd floor , so up and down those stairs , wheeeeew, I broke a sweat. . . . good exercise.

Who will be next , lets see. . . . Carnivore- the lucky bastard is on vacation( WHATever) , Mamacita is at the park dancing w/papi , doctorj is too busy banning people , Shishkab tormented me w/some squirrel flashbacks and left , BigGuy is a hipster lovin' racist (allegedly) , Whyfi is playing in his backyard , Whatchuwant is singing the blues , Alafairnadia is out getting wasted & crying about her bday , Pitu is too busy redacting the pottymouthed fuckers on this board. . .SweetTea is being interrogated by the "police" for her part in a bank heist. . . Okay , so that leaves . . . Idlewild??

What up??

MOD

Silly, I'm home. Great show at the P.Park.

I think a squirrel tried to bum a smoke off me though...

Who wants to have brunch with me in the Hizzook?

Dr J, Sweet Ham, Huaraches?

shishkab

hi ho! didja get your huaraches today, mama? hope you did; hope you enjoyed them =P~

anyone have good plans for tomorrow? how about hangover remedies after the wild Alafair celebration? dear Alafair, did you have a lovely time?

MOD

Happy B-Day Alfy!!! May 300 naked sweaty warriors dance the conga to your door.







More scary squirrels please. WhyFi??? Q?? MKeys?

em26

Nope , but I'm here to save the day.

They get wasted.


Fornicate with your bestfriend.


Then whoop your ass when you call em' out about it.


Pitu , next.

bigguy

Hey I like squirrel sex as much as the next guy but...get a room you two!

Papi Chulo next.

whyfi

CLEAR!!!

Whew* I thought that Papi had caused the thread to die there, for a moment... Why would you wanna do that, Papi?

em26

Are you trying to make this thread go into cardiac arrest now??

I don't think it could take another PDV ( Papi Deficiency Virus).

Shishkab , we need blood and stool samples STAT!

daver

Not shish, but I have a somewhat disturbing squirrel pic to contribute.

Pitu next.

MOD

Damn, Papi could have started the next page... I tells ya.. he was this close to posting but then he reverted back to his lurking ways...

Big G, bring me some greek food stat!

em26

Umm , WTF is going on people?!

Ahh , here is a video for all you kitty cat lovers.

My favorite one - "LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEMANS . . . MY POKEMANS let me show you them.



Ahmm . . .Whyfi , next. :x

MOD

Dulce Tea next!

Tell us your plans for the 4th?!

shishkab

wouldja settle for a shishkabeenie over a dulce te? i'm going to be in northern VT, on a lake, drinking gin and tonics while watching the yearly boat parade. it's one of my favorite yearly traditions.

what are you doing, mama?

em26

Not Mama , tis I. . . . you know.

Will there be a fireworks show in the park for the 4th?

If so , that is where I'll be.

Then July 7th , I'm outtie. DON"T CRY DON'T CRY!! I'll be back in exactly 30 days - August 5th. I was able to stay for a whole month after all. I got a new little niece on Saturday to play with ! Happy happy joy joy!

Don't have any happy hours without me. --No no , I'm being selfish now. You can have some , I just don't wanna hear about them. I won't be able to post on here while I'm away , cuz I don't have a pc at my parents house.I think it's for the best - that way ya'll can miss me.

Mama , you're still up . . . what you doing for the 4th?

daver

I'm off all day on the 4th. Anyone have any recommendations of something good to do? Thinking about heading into Manhattan and hitting a museum or two, then view the fireworks over the East River.

Shishkab next.

MOD

I'll be working during the day so I need something low-key and easy to do.
Last thing I want is to be caught up in the crowds and tourists.
I hear that you can see the Macy's fireworks from the Brooklyn Heights promenade, can anyone confirm?

WhyFi do you know where I can score some sparklers?

MOD

D'Oh! I'm smoking crack! Turns out I'm not working that day. Whoo whoo!

I still don't know what to do though...

Someone new reply! Don't kill the thread!

michaelkeys

Mamacita wrote: Someone new reply! Don't kill the thread!

I can only help you with the latter, Mama. WhyFi?