Wake-up calls

nuclear redaction

Who the F sends their kid out in the back yard at 7:30 on a Sunday morning to play with a %^$#%^ SLIDE WHISTLE?

You have made an enemy of me.

shishkab

bet he didn't sound like this

caseopele

I once yelled out the window for a kid to shut up. A little harsh but it was very early in the morning and the damn kid was singing the ABC song really loud and sounding like a rabid goat.

veets

Subject: Re: Wake-up calls

Nuclear Redaction wrote: Who the F sends their kid out in the back yard at 7:30 on a Sunday morning to play with a %^$#%^ SLIDE WHISTLE?

You have made an enemy of me.

What atreet?
Don't give me you address but what general location cause... I think I heard that kid!!!!

armchair_warrior

water balloon and sling shots are your friends.

splunge

armchair_warrior wrote: water balloon and sling shots are your friends.

eggs. i used to live on a block with a grocery store down the street. lovely and convenient, but at 6 a.m. there were delivery trucks double parked and cars would honk honk honk honk honk. always just about half an hour before i was ready to be sentient. i took to tossing eggs. i don't know if anyone learned a repeat lesson but it shut up the immediate transgressors quickly.

8thandprez

Splunge: I've always been SO tempted to throw eggs from my window onto shrieking car alarmed cars before.... you've given me new inspiration to be tempted once more.

seven24

My friend egged a car cause they hadn't moved it for the day of her block party.

nuclear redaction

Subject: Re: Wake-up calls

veets wrote: [quote=Nuclear Redaction]Who the F sends their kid out in the back yard at 7:30 on a Sunday morning to play with a %^$#%^ SLIDE WHISTLE?

You have made an enemy of me.

What atreet?
Don't give me you address but what general location cause... I think I heard that kid!!!!

Vicinity of 8th Ave. and 10th/11th Streets.

veets

Not my part of the hood!! LOl!

splunge

8thandPrez wrote: Splunge: I've always been SO tempted to throw eggs from my window onto shrieking car alarmed cars before.... you've given me new inspiration to be tempted once more.

i felt sort of bad about it the first time that i became motivated enough by the non-stop horn honking to hurl an egg - they're tough to clean off, it's wasting food, etc. - but after listening to several minutes of horns being held down for 15 second intervals, and then having it magically stop, it gave me a sense of enormous well-being.

nuclear redaction

Well, if I'd known about the mutilated squirrel carcass deposited on my patio overnight (by a hawk or a cat, I assume, unless the slide-whistle player is an even more twisted little monster than I'd thought), I'd have grabbed a shovel and flung the fly-covered mess over the fence.