HAM: Sing the 007 Movie Themes and Win Mediocre Prizes!

the yarn monkey

Subject: H.A.M. Summary

Wow, that was a fabulous mess. Thanks again to our guest host, master Kro Kei Sung. Congratulations on a job well done. You lead us into Bond Night like a shameless shogun with your renditions of Always On My Mind, Fame, Tales of Brave Ulysses, and Let's Dance. Kampai!

H.A.M. extends a zuibun okii domo arigato to all of you. We have a few special shout outs.

That Norweigian Guy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker and so are you.

Peter Ego for your Modern Love/I Melt With You medly and that mysterious exit on your skateboard. Take It Easy bud. The Other Peter for you Live and Let Die and Wild World as done by Shirley Bassey. Haunting!

Girl Unkown, your Private Dancer just went went public. You were as spicey the Golden's Wasabi Mustard that you so deservingly won.

Hank Latimer you rock star! You were as cool and soothing as the Gold Bond powder. You showed us That's Life in Detroit City when your Hungry Heart yearns for a Unicorn Song.

Rockin' Roger for your national anthem Guamtanamera. I wasn't aware that Prospect Heights had a national anthem. I was sorry to hear that The KKK Took My Baby Away.

The Three Guys at Table 7, you took the the night up like the way a kamakazi bomer took Pearl Harbor! You rocked virtually every song in the book! Day Dream Believer, Jack And Dianne, American Pie, America, Desperado, and Born in the USA to name a few. Thanks for the pizza, I see a ham in your future.

And finally Smashly our ham winner, you graced us with Harper Valley PTA and Coal Miner's Daughter. You so rock! And Carlotta, you made our Dreams come alive, especially when you yanked the top right off of that music stand. You two were unstoppable with Don't Stop me Now duet. Your PG-13 alternative lyrics for I Love Rock N' Roll left me speachless. :shock:

As our ship sets sail, H.A.M. bids a fond sayonara. We hope you found this month's posting informative, educational and entertaining. See you in July. Ja, mata!

bill c

them unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried